Post by bman316 on Aug 6, 2011 10:55:19 GMT 2
We cut to the parking lot and we see a big yellow taxi pulling up . A few seconds pass by before the passenger door opens up and out steps a rather strange looking young fellow with a big about half the size of his own 5ft 8 figure.
The camera zooms in closer as this mysterious new comer moves to the driver door and we begin picking up some audio.
Driver: That will be $80 Dollars sir.
: No problem.
The mysterious figure begins to rummage around in his left pocket and he brings out what looks to be the correct amount of money as he goes to hand it over to the dirver.
: Thank you.
As quickly as the TWOStars newcomer goes to hand the driver the cash with his left hand he snatches it with his right hand and puts it into his other pocket before walking off.
Driver: HEY!!!
As the strange one walks off he comes across Josh Matthews who appears to have been lurking backstage waiting for an exclusive interview.
JM: Excuse me, you do realise you didn’t pay for your fair?
: Sure I did, I handed him it over with my left hand.
JM: No you took it with you’re left hand then passed it to your right hand and put it in your other pocket.
The newcomer goes back in to his pocket with his right hand and pulls out the cash.
: My money!
He then takes the money back with his left hand.
: Taxi man’s money.
The strange one then walks back over to the taxi and hands the money over to the driver.
: Sorry sir, I don’t know what I was thinking.
We then see the mysterious one look at his right shoulder.
: What?
Driver: I didn’t say anything.
: I’m not telling him his taxi stinks.
Driver: What?
: Your taxi stinks!
Driver: Piss off!
The taxi driver quickly takes off and Josh Matthews has moves close to the newcomer.
JM: Sir, I didn’t catch your name.
: Dementia.
JM: Dementia that wasn’t very nice.
Dementia turns around to face Josh Matthews and is looking at his left shoulder.
D: Sorry. Sorry I didn’t catch your name.
JM: It’s Josh, Josh Matthews.
D: Josh sorry I don’t know If I am coming or going.
JM: Dementia I heard you are here tonight for a TWOStars tryout match how do you think you will fair in that match?
D: I hope to go out their and prove to these great fans.
Dementia looks at his right shoulder again.
D: What? – Smelly fans?
JM: What?
D: Sorry, I hope to go out their tonight and prove to these fans that I am good at what I do and hope to entertain them night in night out.
JM: And….
D: You suck!
JM: Excuse me?
D: What?
JM: You just said I suck.
D: I did?
JM: You did.
D: Sorry.
JM: Do you have turrets?
D: No what makes you think? –I am not going to tell him that.
Dementia looking to his right shoulder appears to beging to argue with himself.
D: No, I have had enough of you tonight.
The strange one looks to his left shoulder.
D: Listen you got to help me out, he is telling me things I don’t want to do.
………
D: But he is very convincing.
………
D: Josh, sorry I got to go know before I do something I regret.
JM: What, I don’t understand.
D: Sorry, Josh.
The newcomer goes to walk away and then calls out..
D: Josh.
Josh Matthews turns around and receives a hard right handed slap on the face
JM: What the hell was that?
A puzzled looking Josh Matthews shakes hi head as the camera pans around to see the newbie making his way in to the arena.
The camera zooms in closer as this mysterious new comer moves to the driver door and we begin picking up some audio.
Driver: That will be $80 Dollars sir.
: No problem.
The mysterious figure begins to rummage around in his left pocket and he brings out what looks to be the correct amount of money as he goes to hand it over to the dirver.
: Thank you.
As quickly as the TWOStars newcomer goes to hand the driver the cash with his left hand he snatches it with his right hand and puts it into his other pocket before walking off.
Driver: HEY!!!
As the strange one walks off he comes across Josh Matthews who appears to have been lurking backstage waiting for an exclusive interview.
JM: Excuse me, you do realise you didn’t pay for your fair?
: Sure I did, I handed him it over with my left hand.
JM: No you took it with you’re left hand then passed it to your right hand and put it in your other pocket.
The newcomer goes back in to his pocket with his right hand and pulls out the cash.
: My money!
He then takes the money back with his left hand.
: Taxi man’s money.
The strange one then walks back over to the taxi and hands the money over to the driver.
: Sorry sir, I don’t know what I was thinking.
We then see the mysterious one look at his right shoulder.
: What?
Driver: I didn’t say anything.
: I’m not telling him his taxi stinks.
Driver: What?
: Your taxi stinks!
Driver: Piss off!
The taxi driver quickly takes off and Josh Matthews has moves close to the newcomer.
JM: Sir, I didn’t catch your name.
: Dementia.
JM: Dementia that wasn’t very nice.
Dementia turns around to face Josh Matthews and is looking at his left shoulder.
D: Sorry. Sorry I didn’t catch your name.
JM: It’s Josh, Josh Matthews.
D: Josh sorry I don’t know If I am coming or going.
JM: Dementia I heard you are here tonight for a TWOStars tryout match how do you think you will fair in that match?
D: I hope to go out their and prove to these great fans.
Dementia looks at his right shoulder again.
D: What? – Smelly fans?
JM: What?
D: Sorry, I hope to go out their tonight and prove to these fans that I am good at what I do and hope to entertain them night in night out.
JM: And….
D: You suck!
JM: Excuse me?
D: What?
JM: You just said I suck.
D: I did?
JM: You did.
D: Sorry.
JM: Do you have turrets?
D: No what makes you think? –I am not going to tell him that.
Dementia looking to his right shoulder appears to beging to argue with himself.
D: No, I have had enough of you tonight.
The strange one looks to his left shoulder.
D: Listen you got to help me out, he is telling me things I don’t want to do.
………
D: But he is very convincing.
………
D: Josh, sorry I got to go know before I do something I regret.
JM: What, I don’t understand.
D: Sorry, Josh.
The newcomer goes to walk away and then calls out..
D: Josh.
Josh Matthews turns around and receives a hard right handed slap on the face
JM: What the hell was that?
A puzzled looking Josh Matthews shakes hi head as the camera pans around to see the newbie making his way in to the arena.