Post by hungryhorace on Sept 27, 2009 16:56:25 GMT 2
We cut back from the "Genocide 2009" highlights clips, to a shot of the dressing room door. It looks like all the talent share one biggish dressing room; no-one yet can demand their own!; so anyone could walk out at any moment.
Indeed. The door handle wiggles and the door opens, releasing a huge release of steamy vapours from inside the dressing room! Someone's obviously used up all the hot water taking a 40 minutes long shower!
There are smallish, but audible pops that can be heard from the smallish but audible audience here in Flushing, New York (an hour or so from where XTV is being taped this week, at Madison Square Garden). A figure emerges from the steam-cloud and it turns out to be The Great Ken!
Ken has already wrestled tonight: a pretty decent showing against "talent-elevator" Sandgoose. He made the Big Man tap out to the Arizona Charlie - a modified (and renamed) Cloverleaf. A move that was taught to him by his father, Boyo.
Ken looks like any other privileged 18 years old American kid: he emerges from the locker room wearing some baggy True Religion jeans, an aqua Ed Hardy polo shirt that's decked out in sequins, Dior sneakers, a white CK beanie and that staple of all 18 year olds: an iPhone. In fact he's listening to music on his headphones that're plugged in to his iPhone. He appears to be listening to the new Arctic Monkeys album.
The Great Ken, with his head down, turns to leave the arena and walks towards his car (a 1993 Nissan 300 ZX automatic in Black). He's had a good evening this evening and hopefully he can build on it on next week's sh-
WHACK!
Ken is smashed to the floor after receiving a huge forearm lariat from an unknown assailant.
UA: Famous father huh? How about THAT!? Huh!? HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!?!
The unnamed assailant appears in full view of the camera, and it is none other than former TWOStars Triple Crown Champion, Mr Money In The Bank himself, the A-Lister...Famous! Bobby Heenan, the TSA TV commentator, picks up on this.
BH: Wha-? That's Famous! What's HE doing here!?
The Great Ken sees who his attacker is and tries in vain to get back to his feet, but Famous delivers a couple of swift knees to the side of the head of the 18 year old, the proceeds to mount and punch away at the head of The Second Generation Superstar.
BH: XTV doesn't start taping until a coupl'a hours time! Maybe Famous fancied coming down here to Flushing in order to scope out the talent, or perhaps make a new enemy!?
F: I'll show YOU who's famous, you punk!
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
Famous' assault is a blistering, unrelenting barrage of punches! After this short burst of hatred, Famous gets up off of The Great Ken and stands over the bemused and hurt teenager, and begins taunting him cruelly.
F: Look at you, you punk-a$$ screw-up! Getting a bit ahead of ourselves, aren't we?
BH: What's he on about? I agree and all, but what is he on about?
F: You trading off of the name of your famous father? You getting interviewed in Power Slam, and getting hyped up in Deltzer's Dirt Sheet when you haven't even accomplished anything in your career? How dare you, man!
Famous aims a kick at the ribs of Ken - and connects with that kick.
WHAM!!
F: How f(beep)ing DARE you! When I was your age I was a Hollywood star, I had appeared on TV, in film, and had EARNED the RIGHT to call MY self Famous!
BH: Damned straight. Famous was awesome in Walker: Texas Ranger!
KICK!
BH: Oof!
F: But you? You've done nothing in this industry! NOTHING! And yet you swan about this place taking MY column inches in Meltzer's Dirt Sheet, having the TWOStars production team produce countless and expensive hype videos for this "famous" kid...and how are you famous?
KICK!!
BH: Yeah, how IS he famous?
F: You're NOT famous! You're not famous at all!! Your has-been, crinkly old father used to be famous, your surname is a little bit famous but you? You, individually!? You are NOT famous! Do you know who IS famous? ME!! Famous!! I am Famous and I am more famous that you! THAT'S why I call myself Famous; to remind YOU PEOPLE of how famous Famous is!!
Famous spits on the floor right next to where a hurting Ken is writhing. Famous doesn't actually spit ON The Great Ken, but we can't tell if he meant to or not.
Famous turns away in disgust, then turns back to spit a few nasty words.
F: Watch your back, you punk! You better watch your back because if Famous ever sees you hanging around XTV, where the big boys play, making a name for himself off the name of his famous daddy, then what I've given you right here will be a walk in the park compared to what you're gonna get next time around.
BH: And rightly so, is what I say!
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TSA TV 5.25 continues. We have a couple more matches etc and these pass without much incident...
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BH: Wow! What a main even that was! Both men put on one hell of a show and I'm sure they're both going to have a stellar career in this industry! Folks, my name is Bobby Heenan and until next week, you've been watching TWOStars Academy TV! Ciao for now!
The camera pans away from the ring and the screen begins to fade to black, but then cuts suddenly to two men chatting and laughing by a big Black Hummer H3. It's Famous and Dammage, and they seem to be having a laugh about something. The camera goes in for a closer look.
F: Heh heh heh, yeah you're not wrong there, Dammo! That kid had it coming to him.
D: I never really liked the cut of that kid's jib. I've been helping out with the TWOStars Academy for a long while and I've never seen such an ego on a green-a$$ rookie. He thinks he owns the place because of who is father is!
F: Ha! All the more tragic when you see what state his beat up old man is in these days! Oof!
D: What-?
Famous is cut short by a high kick that hits him right in the shoulder and makes his head hit the side of his Hummer quite hard. No prizes for guessing that his attacker is The Great Ken, no doubt after revenge for the attack earlier!
D: Come here you little c-
WHAM! BAM!
SPOCK!
In a blurred flurry of high kicks and a roundhouse to the temple, Dammage is sent sprawling in to the cabin of the Hummer - completely taken by surprise. Ken, satisfied that he's isolated Famous, turns his attention to the Hollywood Sellout. Famous is woozy and Ken performs a standing elbow smash to Famous' jaw before immediately following that with a reverse with the same elbow!
TGK: Have that!
Ken grabs Famous by the collar and throws him in to the open door of the Hummer. Famous lands uncomfortably on the concrete of the carpark. Ken wastes no time delivering an elbow to the top of Famous' head, to destabilise him.
TGK: You have it all wrong Famous!
Ken gets right in the face of Famous and sneers.
TGK: The only people making a song and dance over who my father is is...well...EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME! And, by chance, do you know the ONE THING that angers The Great Ken more than anything? Well, you've just found out: people who keep on banging-
SLAP!
TGK: On-
SLAP!
TGK: About-
SLAP!
TGK: Who-
SLAP!
TGK: My-
SLAP!
TGK: FATHER!
SLAP!
TGK: Is!! Now, do you understand that!? I'm going to seriously lose it with someone if people keep. On. Going. On. About the fact that Boyo is my father!
Ken releases Famous' collar from his grip and stands up, as backstage crew rush over to break this up. Dammage has recovered his senses, too, and his just about being restrained by about 10 people!!
TGK: You, Dammage, Heenan, The SCW, the ERE, Sickness, Rockefeller, Sandgoose, Dorian Sugar, Stuie Kool and whoever it is that wants to question quite how or why The Great Ken is in this industry will soon find out that it's because I. Am. Really. Frikkin'. Good at this thing they call wrestling.
The Great Ken is dragged away by a couple of backstage hands.
TGK: Yes, Boyo is my father but The Great Ken is going to ECLIPSE what he did. D'you hear that!? I'm going to ECLIPSE him! Now don't forget it! You people don't need to worry about who The Great Ken's father is; you just need to worry about The Great Ken!!
Screen fades out. End of show.
Indeed. The door handle wiggles and the door opens, releasing a huge release of steamy vapours from inside the dressing room! Someone's obviously used up all the hot water taking a 40 minutes long shower!
There are smallish, but audible pops that can be heard from the smallish but audible audience here in Flushing, New York (an hour or so from where XTV is being taped this week, at Madison Square Garden). A figure emerges from the steam-cloud and it turns out to be The Great Ken!
Ken has already wrestled tonight: a pretty decent showing against "talent-elevator" Sandgoose. He made the Big Man tap out to the Arizona Charlie - a modified (and renamed) Cloverleaf. A move that was taught to him by his father, Boyo.
Ken looks like any other privileged 18 years old American kid: he emerges from the locker room wearing some baggy True Religion jeans, an aqua Ed Hardy polo shirt that's decked out in sequins, Dior sneakers, a white CK beanie and that staple of all 18 year olds: an iPhone. In fact he's listening to music on his headphones that're plugged in to his iPhone. He appears to be listening to the new Arctic Monkeys album.
The Great Ken, with his head down, turns to leave the arena and walks towards his car (a 1993 Nissan 300 ZX automatic in Black). He's had a good evening this evening and hopefully he can build on it on next week's sh-
WHACK!
Ken is smashed to the floor after receiving a huge forearm lariat from an unknown assailant.
UA: Famous father huh? How about THAT!? Huh!? HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!?!
The unnamed assailant appears in full view of the camera, and it is none other than former TWOStars Triple Crown Champion, Mr Money In The Bank himself, the A-Lister...Famous! Bobby Heenan, the TSA TV commentator, picks up on this.
BH: Wha-? That's Famous! What's HE doing here!?
The Great Ken sees who his attacker is and tries in vain to get back to his feet, but Famous delivers a couple of swift knees to the side of the head of the 18 year old, the proceeds to mount and punch away at the head of The Second Generation Superstar.
BH: XTV doesn't start taping until a coupl'a hours time! Maybe Famous fancied coming down here to Flushing in order to scope out the talent, or perhaps make a new enemy!?
F: I'll show YOU who's famous, you punk!
WHACK!
WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
Famous' assault is a blistering, unrelenting barrage of punches! After this short burst of hatred, Famous gets up off of The Great Ken and stands over the bemused and hurt teenager, and begins taunting him cruelly.
F: Look at you, you punk-a$$ screw-up! Getting a bit ahead of ourselves, aren't we?
BH: What's he on about? I agree and all, but what is he on about?
F: You trading off of the name of your famous father? You getting interviewed in Power Slam, and getting hyped up in Deltzer's Dirt Sheet when you haven't even accomplished anything in your career? How dare you, man!
Famous aims a kick at the ribs of Ken - and connects with that kick.
WHAM!!
F: How f(beep)ing DARE you! When I was your age I was a Hollywood star, I had appeared on TV, in film, and had EARNED the RIGHT to call MY self Famous!
BH: Damned straight. Famous was awesome in Walker: Texas Ranger!
KICK!
BH: Oof!
F: But you? You've done nothing in this industry! NOTHING! And yet you swan about this place taking MY column inches in Meltzer's Dirt Sheet, having the TWOStars production team produce countless and expensive hype videos for this "famous" kid...and how are you famous?
KICK!!
BH: Yeah, how IS he famous?
F: You're NOT famous! You're not famous at all!! Your has-been, crinkly old father used to be famous, your surname is a little bit famous but you? You, individually!? You are NOT famous! Do you know who IS famous? ME!! Famous!! I am Famous and I am more famous that you! THAT'S why I call myself Famous; to remind YOU PEOPLE of how famous Famous is!!
Famous spits on the floor right next to where a hurting Ken is writhing. Famous doesn't actually spit ON The Great Ken, but we can't tell if he meant to or not.
Famous turns away in disgust, then turns back to spit a few nasty words.
F: Watch your back, you punk! You better watch your back because if Famous ever sees you hanging around XTV, where the big boys play, making a name for himself off the name of his famous daddy, then what I've given you right here will be a walk in the park compared to what you're gonna get next time around.
BH: And rightly so, is what I say!
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TSA TV 5.25 continues. We have a couple more matches etc and these pass without much incident...
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BH: Wow! What a main even that was! Both men put on one hell of a show and I'm sure they're both going to have a stellar career in this industry! Folks, my name is Bobby Heenan and until next week, you've been watching TWOStars Academy TV! Ciao for now!
The camera pans away from the ring and the screen begins to fade to black, but then cuts suddenly to two men chatting and laughing by a big Black Hummer H3. It's Famous and Dammage, and they seem to be having a laugh about something. The camera goes in for a closer look.
F: Heh heh heh, yeah you're not wrong there, Dammo! That kid had it coming to him.
D: I never really liked the cut of that kid's jib. I've been helping out with the TWOStars Academy for a long while and I've never seen such an ego on a green-a$$ rookie. He thinks he owns the place because of who is father is!
F: Ha! All the more tragic when you see what state his beat up old man is in these days! Oof!
D: What-?
Famous is cut short by a high kick that hits him right in the shoulder and makes his head hit the side of his Hummer quite hard. No prizes for guessing that his attacker is The Great Ken, no doubt after revenge for the attack earlier!
D: Come here you little c-
WHAM! BAM!
SPOCK!
In a blurred flurry of high kicks and a roundhouse to the temple, Dammage is sent sprawling in to the cabin of the Hummer - completely taken by surprise. Ken, satisfied that he's isolated Famous, turns his attention to the Hollywood Sellout. Famous is woozy and Ken performs a standing elbow smash to Famous' jaw before immediately following that with a reverse with the same elbow!
TGK: Have that!
Ken grabs Famous by the collar and throws him in to the open door of the Hummer. Famous lands uncomfortably on the concrete of the carpark. Ken wastes no time delivering an elbow to the top of Famous' head, to destabilise him.
TGK: You have it all wrong Famous!
Ken gets right in the face of Famous and sneers.
TGK: The only people making a song and dance over who my father is is...well...EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME! And, by chance, do you know the ONE THING that angers The Great Ken more than anything? Well, you've just found out: people who keep on banging-
SLAP!
TGK: On-
SLAP!
TGK: About-
SLAP!
TGK: Who-
SLAP!
TGK: My-
SLAP!
TGK: FATHER!
SLAP!
TGK: Is!! Now, do you understand that!? I'm going to seriously lose it with someone if people keep. On. Going. On. About the fact that Boyo is my father!
Ken releases Famous' collar from his grip and stands up, as backstage crew rush over to break this up. Dammage has recovered his senses, too, and his just about being restrained by about 10 people!!
TGK: You, Dammage, Heenan, The SCW, the ERE, Sickness, Rockefeller, Sandgoose, Dorian Sugar, Stuie Kool and whoever it is that wants to question quite how or why The Great Ken is in this industry will soon find out that it's because I. Am. Really. Frikkin'. Good at this thing they call wrestling.
The Great Ken is dragged away by a couple of backstage hands.
TGK: Yes, Boyo is my father but The Great Ken is going to ECLIPSE what he did. D'you hear that!? I'm going to ECLIPSE him! Now don't forget it! You people don't need to worry about who The Great Ken's father is; you just need to worry about The Great Ken!!
Screen fades out. End of show.