Post by omegamale on Jun 24, 2009 15:57:20 GMT 2
The camera cuts backstage as we see Cari-dee hopping down the steps that lead from the back of the entrance way. She's sweating but pleased after her victory and skips through the back saying "hi" to every nobody who is around. She skips up to a door that says "Female Locker room" but before she can enter someone shouts...
Voice: Hey, Cari! Baby, come here a second...
Cari spinds round to see the pimpiest pimpster of them all Bobby Banks leaning against a nearby wall, armscrossed the front of his immaculate white suit. The Dee wanders over to him flicking her wet hair back over her shoulders.
CD: Hey Bobby! What do you want? I need to go get a shower 'cos I'm all Bleuch and stuff.
BB: Don't worry about that baby, Bobby Banks isn't afraid of getting a little sweating with a lady, if you know what I mean.
CD: No?
BB: Errr, you know getting down and dirty...
CD: Like picking leeks with my granddad? I love gardening, I do! My favorite was those big long cucumbers except that I could never get them to fit in properly....
BB: What?!
CD: Whenever I tried to put them in the fridge, they never fit.
BB: Listen Cari, I didn;t come here to talk to you about cucumbers or leeks.
CD: But you just said....
BB: Never mind what I just said. I'm here to give you an offer. An amazing offer that will help catapult you to the top of this company.
CD: Really? I do love surprises!
BB: My offer is for me, Bobby Banks, to be your new manager! What do you think?
CD: .....well, I do like your nice white suit. You look like an ice cream man but I don't think I need to have a manager right now. Plus I have Lindy to look out for me!
BB: Well, if your sure?
CD: Thank you Bobby, it was very nice of you to offer. I've got to go get that shower now, see you later!
Cari skips off and pushes open the door and enters the changing room. The moment she enters through the door she is blindside by Jenny Mckellen who slams a big forearm to the back of the Welsh woman's head sending her sprwaling to the floor. The Prettiest Poison dives on top of Cari and furiously grabs two hand fulls of hair and starts bashing Cari-Dee's head off of the floor.
Cari manages to roll her body enough to push Jenny off of her back but even as she stand up Miss Mckellen is already onto her and whips her hard into the shower cubicle. Cari thumps off of the titled walls as Jen advances oon her prey.
Suddenly the massive form of Lindy-Rose streamrolls into Jenny scooping her up in a massive (and I do mean massive) bear hug and slams up against a wall, pinnind Jenny to her massive bulk.
LR: That wasn't very nice now was it?
Jenny struggles to fre herself but Lindy's grip has her arms pinned to her side and the crushing bulk of the Geordie Schoolgirl keeps her from being able to escape. Jenny calmly stomps her struggles and looks at Lindy through her steel mask.
Jenny lays a massive headbutt to the bridge of Lindy's nose forcing her to let go of Jenny and clutch at her face. Jenny drops to the floor and cat like runs out of the open door to the waiting Bobby Banks. Banks is smiling and lifts the brim of his white trilby with his pimp cane. Cari crawls out of the shower and walks over to Lindy who is holding her blood soaked hands to her nose.
BB: Sorry ladies looks like Cari should have taken my offer becuase now you two have crossed me and Miss Mckellen there won't be a second offer. Think on because this is just the start of your problems. Come on Jenny, lets see get the blood off your mask before it stains...
Cut to.....
Voice: Hey, Cari! Baby, come here a second...
Cari spinds round to see the pimpiest pimpster of them all Bobby Banks leaning against a nearby wall, armscrossed the front of his immaculate white suit. The Dee wanders over to him flicking her wet hair back over her shoulders.
CD: Hey Bobby! What do you want? I need to go get a shower 'cos I'm all Bleuch and stuff.
BB: Don't worry about that baby, Bobby Banks isn't afraid of getting a little sweating with a lady, if you know what I mean.
CD: No?
BB: Errr, you know getting down and dirty...
CD: Like picking leeks with my granddad? I love gardening, I do! My favorite was those big long cucumbers except that I could never get them to fit in properly....
BB: What?!
CD: Whenever I tried to put them in the fridge, they never fit.
BB: Listen Cari, I didn;t come here to talk to you about cucumbers or leeks.
CD: But you just said....
BB: Never mind what I just said. I'm here to give you an offer. An amazing offer that will help catapult you to the top of this company.
CD: Really? I do love surprises!
BB: My offer is for me, Bobby Banks, to be your new manager! What do you think?
CD: .....well, I do like your nice white suit. You look like an ice cream man but I don't think I need to have a manager right now. Plus I have Lindy to look out for me!
BB: Well, if your sure?
CD: Thank you Bobby, it was very nice of you to offer. I've got to go get that shower now, see you later!
Cari skips off and pushes open the door and enters the changing room. The moment she enters through the door she is blindside by Jenny Mckellen who slams a big forearm to the back of the Welsh woman's head sending her sprwaling to the floor. The Prettiest Poison dives on top of Cari and furiously grabs two hand fulls of hair and starts bashing Cari-Dee's head off of the floor.
Cari manages to roll her body enough to push Jenny off of her back but even as she stand up Miss Mckellen is already onto her and whips her hard into the shower cubicle. Cari thumps off of the titled walls as Jen advances oon her prey.
Suddenly the massive form of Lindy-Rose streamrolls into Jenny scooping her up in a massive (and I do mean massive) bear hug and slams up against a wall, pinnind Jenny to her massive bulk.
LR: That wasn't very nice now was it?
Jenny struggles to fre herself but Lindy's grip has her arms pinned to her side and the crushing bulk of the Geordie Schoolgirl keeps her from being able to escape. Jenny calmly stomps her struggles and looks at Lindy through her steel mask.
Jenny lays a massive headbutt to the bridge of Lindy's nose forcing her to let go of Jenny and clutch at her face. Jenny drops to the floor and cat like runs out of the open door to the waiting Bobby Banks. Banks is smiling and lifts the brim of his white trilby with his pimp cane. Cari crawls out of the shower and walks over to Lindy who is holding her blood soaked hands to her nose.
BB: Sorry ladies looks like Cari should have taken my offer becuase now you two have crossed me and Miss Mckellen there won't be a second offer. Think on because this is just the start of your problems. Come on Jenny, lets see get the blood off your mask before it stains...
Cut to.....
