Post by Matt Denton on May 17, 2009 22:33:18 GMT 2
As we return from commercials, Matt Denton is seen re-emerging through the curtains to the backstage area with a huge smirk on his face, he is followed by his two associates. The Cardinal of Controversy is immediately greeted by a slow, sarcastic clap from a man sitting on a steel chair. He rises up revealing the belt strapped around his waist. The TWOStars United States Championship. The man holding needs no introduction because he is...
Matt Denton: Craig Van Dam... What do I owe the honour?
Craig Van Dam: I saw your little speech from the locker room and I wanted the be the first to tell you that I don’t like you, and the next time I see you I’m going to knock that smug grin right off your face!
Matt Denton: Why don’t you do it right now?
Matt removes the platinum and white belt from his shoulder and hands it to one of his friends who places it back in it’s case.
Craig Van Dam: I would love to do it right now, but I’m about to go out to that ring, and defend my title! I don’t want to get too distracted by kicking your ass!
MKD laughs obnoxioulsy as he looks CVD up and down.
Matt Denton: You? You’re going to kick MY ass? Haha, please! Actually, I’m feeling quite gracious this evening. I will give you ONE free shot.
Matt puts his hands behind his back and sticks his head out, truly awarding the United States Champion with a good shot. Craig folds up the chair and holds it up, seriously contemplating smacking Denton over the head with it.
Matt Denton: Go on!
Van Dam readies the chair, but decides it’s a bad idea and drops it.
Craig Van Dam: No... I’m going to go out to that ring, successfully defend this-
CVD points at his championship gold.
Craig Van Dam: -And then, if you haven’t run away I’ll gladly take you up on the offer of one free shot. If you’ll excuse me.
Matt and his cronies split like the Red Sea allowing the champion to get to the entrance, however as he walks past Matt grabs him by the hair but Craig was expecting a double cross, spinning around nailing Matt with a kick in the kneecap.
Craig Van Dam: Wrong move!
As the words free themselves, Matt two goons grab Craig’s arms, keeping him in place. Matt stands up at full height shaking his head.
Paul Heyman: And now the fun begins!
Jim Ross: Dammit! Matt Denton is sicking his cronies onto our United States Champion! He’s got a match next, dammit!
Van Dam clips the knee of the fat man in the suit, forcing him to fall to one knee and let go of his arm.
Jim Ross: Craig Van Dam is trying his best to fight off the goons, but it’s three on one and I don’t like his chances!
Paul Heyman: We can all get a valuable lesson from this Jim! When you’re around a man as volatile as Matt Denton, you keep your mouth shut!
Matt picks up the chair whilst CVD escapes the clutches of the other suited man. Craig spins around to see Matt charging at hm with the chair, causing him to instinctively leap into the air with a spinkick, looking to issue a Van Daminator!
Jim Ross: VAN DAMINATOR!
Matt slams on the brakes, making sure that Craig attacks nothing but oxygen. As soon as the United States Champion lands on his feet, Matt throws the chair at him. Craig catches it easily, but by then it’s too late, Matt issues his Market Crash roundhouse kick; Destination: Chair.
Paul Heyman: Now it’s time for my new favourite wrestler to show you the Market Crash!
CRACK~!
Jim Ross: What a sickening shot from that chair!
Matt falls to the floor clutching his leg. Craig was quick enough to swing the chair as hard as he could into the leg of MKD. Van Dam puts the chair upright over Denton’s throat with enough pressure to keep him down, but not enough to choke him out.
Craig Van Dam: I told you. Wrong move-
Craig collapses to the side clutching his head, the suit sare back and just issued the reigning US Champion with a running forearm to the head. Matt is helped up by the fat man, and he hobbles over to Craig and unsnaps his United States Championship belt.
Jim Ross: What the hell does Denton want with the United States Championship?! He’s not the champion! Don’t tell me he’s going to steal it!
Paul Heyman: I’m sure we all know he’s not the champion Jim! I know exactly what he’s going to do with that belt, and I’m looking forward to seeing it!
Matt walks back and waits, poised to make an impact. Craig pushes himself up and Matt charges towards him. As Craig turns around he is clocked by a straight shot from his won U.S. Championship belt, sending him crumpling onto the concrete unconscious.
Matt Denton: Looks like I just gave you the night off! Here, have your little belt. Don’t get used to it, because you’re not going to have it much longer.
Jim Ross: Damn it! Matt Denton just took out our US Champion! What’s going to happen with our United States Championship match?
Paul Heyman: I don’t know, all i do know is this is not over between Denton and Craig Van Dam!
Matt lays the US Championship belt over Van Dam before he and his cronies walk off cackling. Medics flood onto the scene, attending to the fallen United States Champion as we cut to commercials.
Matt Denton: Craig Van Dam... What do I owe the honour?
Craig Van Dam: I saw your little speech from the locker room and I wanted the be the first to tell you that I don’t like you, and the next time I see you I’m going to knock that smug grin right off your face!
Matt Denton: Why don’t you do it right now?
Matt removes the platinum and white belt from his shoulder and hands it to one of his friends who places it back in it’s case.
Craig Van Dam: I would love to do it right now, but I’m about to go out to that ring, and defend my title! I don’t want to get too distracted by kicking your ass!
MKD laughs obnoxioulsy as he looks CVD up and down.
Matt Denton: You? You’re going to kick MY ass? Haha, please! Actually, I’m feeling quite gracious this evening. I will give you ONE free shot.
Matt puts his hands behind his back and sticks his head out, truly awarding the United States Champion with a good shot. Craig folds up the chair and holds it up, seriously contemplating smacking Denton over the head with it.
Matt Denton: Go on!
Van Dam readies the chair, but decides it’s a bad idea and drops it.
Craig Van Dam: No... I’m going to go out to that ring, successfully defend this-
CVD points at his championship gold.
Craig Van Dam: -And then, if you haven’t run away I’ll gladly take you up on the offer of one free shot. If you’ll excuse me.
Matt and his cronies split like the Red Sea allowing the champion to get to the entrance, however as he walks past Matt grabs him by the hair but Craig was expecting a double cross, spinning around nailing Matt with a kick in the kneecap.
Craig Van Dam: Wrong move!
As the words free themselves, Matt two goons grab Craig’s arms, keeping him in place. Matt stands up at full height shaking his head.
Paul Heyman: And now the fun begins!
Jim Ross: Dammit! Matt Denton is sicking his cronies onto our United States Champion! He’s got a match next, dammit!
Van Dam clips the knee of the fat man in the suit, forcing him to fall to one knee and let go of his arm.
Jim Ross: Craig Van Dam is trying his best to fight off the goons, but it’s three on one and I don’t like his chances!
Paul Heyman: We can all get a valuable lesson from this Jim! When you’re around a man as volatile as Matt Denton, you keep your mouth shut!
Matt picks up the chair whilst CVD escapes the clutches of the other suited man. Craig spins around to see Matt charging at hm with the chair, causing him to instinctively leap into the air with a spinkick, looking to issue a Van Daminator!
Jim Ross: VAN DAMINATOR!
Matt slams on the brakes, making sure that Craig attacks nothing but oxygen. As soon as the United States Champion lands on his feet, Matt throws the chair at him. Craig catches it easily, but by then it’s too late, Matt issues his Market Crash roundhouse kick; Destination: Chair.
Paul Heyman: Now it’s time for my new favourite wrestler to show you the Market Crash!
CRACK~!
Jim Ross: What a sickening shot from that chair!
Matt falls to the floor clutching his leg. Craig was quick enough to swing the chair as hard as he could into the leg of MKD. Van Dam puts the chair upright over Denton’s throat with enough pressure to keep him down, but not enough to choke him out.
Craig Van Dam: I told you. Wrong move-
Craig collapses to the side clutching his head, the suit sare back and just issued the reigning US Champion with a running forearm to the head. Matt is helped up by the fat man, and he hobbles over to Craig and unsnaps his United States Championship belt.
Jim Ross: What the hell does Denton want with the United States Championship?! He’s not the champion! Don’t tell me he’s going to steal it!
Paul Heyman: I’m sure we all know he’s not the champion Jim! I know exactly what he’s going to do with that belt, and I’m looking forward to seeing it!
Matt walks back and waits, poised to make an impact. Craig pushes himself up and Matt charges towards him. As Craig turns around he is clocked by a straight shot from his won U.S. Championship belt, sending him crumpling onto the concrete unconscious.
Matt Denton: Looks like I just gave you the night off! Here, have your little belt. Don’t get used to it, because you’re not going to have it much longer.
Jim Ross: Damn it! Matt Denton just took out our US Champion! What’s going to happen with our United States Championship match?
Paul Heyman: I don’t know, all i do know is this is not over between Denton and Craig Van Dam!
Matt lays the US Championship belt over Van Dam before he and his cronies walk off cackling. Medics flood onto the scene, attending to the fallen United States Champion as we cut to commercials.
