Post by christof on May 22, 2005 11:54:43 GMT 2
If you are introducing a character or building around a character then one or a series of Backstage skits can work nicely
We cut to a backstage shot. We see three of the Future; Darkstar, Evil Gringo and The Incredible Holt walking towards us, the crowd boo seeing these 3 on screen. Darkstar is on a mobile phone
DS: What do you meant you have a surrpise for us?
DS puts a finger up and stops all three
DS: Ok we'll make our way to the parking lot, this better be good
Gringo and Holt follow Darkstar into the Parking area. We see technical staff hovering around and a whole line of catering tables.
DS: I don't know what he's planning guys, any ideas Holt? Seeing as he is your partner.
Holt stands there, arms folded just raising an eyebrow.
DS: Talkative as ever I see.
A nameless Diva walks past
Gringo checks his reflection in Holt's tag team belt
EG: Hey essa, wanna come celebrate with the Gringgggggggo?
Diva screams and runs away realising Gringo was asking her. Darkstar chuckles to himself.
DS: What in hell is that?
Camera pans towards a vehicle coming into the compound. It is a luxury mobile home.
The caravan parks up and out hops Tom "The Disciple" Trash with his tag team belt round his waist.
Trash: So do ya like it? How'd I do, I got what you asked for didn't I?
DS: What the hell is that Trash?
Trash: Easy boss, I just did what you said.
DS: I told you to get us some transport
Trash: Yeah I heard ya the first time, transport
DS: I told you something luxurious to herald the arrival of the Future wherever we go
Trash: Luxurious what are you on about, this has its own build in gas supply, a refridgerator and leather sofa
DS: Trash, its a f***ing Caravan
Trash: Easy boss, I did what you told me, Luxurious, fits 4 people in executive bunk beds
DS: For f*** sake!
Trash: Are you saying you don't like it Boss? I mean we can have it painted up in a nice colour for you, even get the carpet upgraded for ya.
DS: You're a f***ing joke
Holt chuckles to himself, Gringo shares Holt's laughter
Trash: What, I did what you said!
DS: It goes to show you can take the Trash out of the Trailer Park but never the Trailer Park out of Trash
Darkstar, Holt and Gringo laugh, Trash tries to laugh with them, not quite understanding the joke.
DS: I'm sure we'll find a use for it, now chaps lets leave the valet to park this so we can discuss tonight's proceedings
The Future walk off and we pan back to the Caravan, backstage crew walk past, laughing shaking their heads.
Cut to commercial
We cut to a backstage shot. We see three of the Future; Darkstar, Evil Gringo and The Incredible Holt walking towards us, the crowd boo seeing these 3 on screen. Darkstar is on a mobile phone
DS: What do you meant you have a surrpise for us?
DS puts a finger up and stops all three
DS: Ok we'll make our way to the parking lot, this better be good
Gringo and Holt follow Darkstar into the Parking area. We see technical staff hovering around and a whole line of catering tables.
DS: I don't know what he's planning guys, any ideas Holt? Seeing as he is your partner.
Holt stands there, arms folded just raising an eyebrow.
DS: Talkative as ever I see.
A nameless Diva walks past
Gringo checks his reflection in Holt's tag team belt
EG: Hey essa, wanna come celebrate with the Gringgggggggo?
Diva screams and runs away realising Gringo was asking her. Darkstar chuckles to himself.
DS: What in hell is that?
Camera pans towards a vehicle coming into the compound. It is a luxury mobile home.
The caravan parks up and out hops Tom "The Disciple" Trash with his tag team belt round his waist.
Trash: So do ya like it? How'd I do, I got what you asked for didn't I?
DS: What the hell is that Trash?
Trash: Easy boss, I just did what you said.
DS: I told you to get us some transport
Trash: Yeah I heard ya the first time, transport
DS: I told you something luxurious to herald the arrival of the Future wherever we go
Trash: Luxurious what are you on about, this has its own build in gas supply, a refridgerator and leather sofa
DS: Trash, its a f***ing Caravan
Trash: Easy boss, I did what you told me, Luxurious, fits 4 people in executive bunk beds
DS: For f*** sake!
Trash: Are you saying you don't like it Boss? I mean we can have it painted up in a nice colour for you, even get the carpet upgraded for ya.
DS: You're a f***ing joke
Holt chuckles to himself, Gringo shares Holt's laughter
Trash: What, I did what you said!
DS: It goes to show you can take the Trash out of the Trailer Park but never the Trailer Park out of Trash
Darkstar, Holt and Gringo laugh, Trash tries to laugh with them, not quite understanding the joke.
DS: I'm sure we'll find a use for it, now chaps lets leave the valet to park this so we can discuss tonight's proceedings
The Future walk off and we pan back to the Caravan, backstage crew walk past, laughing shaking their heads.
Cut to commercial