Post by Darkstar on May 21, 2005 19:35:10 GMT 2
Cole: What a show we've had so far, but I've just heard that something is happening outside
The camera shows outside the front of the arena showing the surrounding area in New York city, suddenly a Hummer H2 stretch limo pulls into view and stops at the front of the MSG entrance (http://www.ex-rev.com/ExRevImages/EstablishmentRide.jpg)
Tazz: Who the hell has a limo like that? I want one
Cole: I have no idea - maybe if the camera can get closer
The cameraman begins to run towards the limo, showing the license place which reads "Est 1" - as the camera pans down the vehicle the back door opens and a well dressed man stepping out, he is clearly very muscular under his immaculate suit
The camera gets closer and shows the man's face as he brings his left hand from behind the limo's door holding a gold title belt
Tazz: What the hell is Fill doing here?
Cole: I have no idea, but he's the Extreme Revolution World Champion, so he has no right to be here at TWO Stars
Tazz: Well he seems to be entering the arena, so we'll soon find out - this could be off the hook!
The cameraman follows Fill through the entrance of the arena, the view changes to show the ERE World Champ walking towards the Gorilla position, his title draped casually over his shoulder
In the arena the lights dim and "Dirt of my Shoulders/Lying From You" by Linkin Park & Jay-Z hits the speakers, the crowd begins to boo loudly as Fill walks out onto the staging, he smiles smugly as he slowly walks towards the ring
Cole: Look at that ass, he's walking around this place like he owns it
Tazz: Well, he is a World Champion, just not OUR World Champ
Fill gets to ringside, and despite wearing a suit he hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes
The crowd continue to jeer him as he walks around the ring, holds up the ERE World Title and smiles with a cocky expression on his face
Cole: It looks like the jerk wants to say something
Fill motions for the time keeper to pass him a mic and he reluctantly gets handed one as his music fades away
The booing from the crowd intensifies as he prepares to speak - regardless of the noise Fill continues
Fill: I didn't realize that idiocy came as a pre-requisite of being a TWOStars fan
The crowd noise increases as Fill laughs at the audience
Cole: What a complete ass - he can't insult our great fans like that
Fill: Looking around at this place, I don't think I've ever seen Madison Square Garden so empty - I didn't realize they could black out so many seats
This garners louder booing from the capacity crowd
Cole: He knows damn well that we're completely sold out
Fill: I was told that this little company was re-starting, especially since I had to hand over my ownership of the TWO Championship - hell, that thing was unified into this about a year ago
Fill raises the ERE World Title once more to louder jeering
Fill: Apparently it's been given to Acid Christ - the only man who is capable of holding it - the man who couldn't handle working under the pressure of working for the Extreme Revolution
Fill laughs as the crowd boo at his deriding their champion
The ERE Champ looks around surprised as "Helter Skelter" by The Beatles hits the speakers, the crowd EXPLODES with cheers as Acid walks onto the stage, cigarette hanging out the side of his mouth, can of Strongbow in one hand and the TWO Championship loosely grasped in his other hand
Fill looks up the ramp towards the crowd favorite and slowly claps him - AC's theme music slowly fades out as he tries to pull a mic out of his pocket, realizes that he has a can of cider in his hand, tries to put it in his mouth but he has a cigarette hanging out of the side, so confused he struggles to juggle all three items before he takes out the mic - the audience laughs at the antics as Fill begins to yawn
Tazz: What the hell is he doing?
Cole: I don't know, but it looks like he's having problems
Acid suddenly has a realisation and puts the Title on the floor, pulls the mic out of his pocket, looks down at the title, so puts the cider on the floor, he takes cigarette out of his mouth with 2 of the fingers holding the mic and slowly blows a couple of smoke circles
AC: Damn that's good
Fill sneers up at him and raises the mic once more
Fill: Did you come out here for a reason or just to look like a clown?
Acid looks confused for a second before holding the mic up to his mouth
AC: Oh yeah... you said some bad stuff
Fill: That's it? "You said some bad stuff"? Give me a break
The crowd laugh at Acid clearly getting Fill agitated
Fill: I remember your work of two years ago - you used to be amazing, one of the most innovative men in the ring - you beat both Crippler and me in one match, I don't think anyone has matched that since, and I don't think anyone ever will
AC: Hey, I remember that - it was good times - I was the Champ
Fill: Damn man, get a grip on reality
Acid slowly begins to walk down the ramp, he suddenly stops, turns around, shoves the cigarette butt into his mouth, the mic in his pocket and grabs his can of cider to laughter from the audience, he continues to stroll down towards the ring
Cole: Looks like he's managed to handle everything now
Tazz: But a World Champion shouldn't walk around with a cigarette and alcohol
Cole: It seems to be his trademark
AC gets to ringside, slowly walks up the stairs, leaves the cider on the apron and steps through the ropes, he turns around and stubs the butt out on the top of the ringpost before pulling the mic out once more
AC: Dude, I'm just wondering what you're doing here - you don't work here, I think I do cos I've got this
Acid holds up the TWO Championship to a HUGE pop from the crowd
AC: So quit flapping your gums and maybe you can tell me what's going on
Fill: Flapping my gums? I'm the Extreme Revolution Champion, I do not Flap. My. Gums. When I talk, people listen
During this speech Acid is poking at his ear
AC: What?
The crowd laugh at Acid's response
AC: Seriously, what?
More laughter from the audience – Acid leans back against the ropes in a relaxed way
Fill: Look, you little idiot, I wanted to see how bad this place was, and you’ve proven to me that it’s just a joke with a Champion like you
AC: Oooh, I know a joke? A horse walks into a bar and the barman says “Why the long face?”<br>
Loud laughter from the crowd
Fill: You think this is a comedy? I’ll show you something that’ll make me laugh
Fill suddenly charges forwards to attack but Acid ducks to pick up his cider causing Fill to miss and be back dropped over the top rope as AC stands upright, can in hand to an incredible cheer from the audience
The ERE Champ lands hard on the outside as Acid looks around for him
Cole: That showed the jerk
Fill stands up on the outside, throws his belt to the floor, rips off his expensive suit jacket showing a shirt underneath which is pulled tight over Fill’s muscular physique
The ERE Champ slides into the ring under the bottom rope and launches himself at Acid once more and floors him with a hard FlexLine (a bicep flexed clothesline) to a loud boo – Fill drags the TWO Champ to his feet, whips him to the ropes but it’s reversed and on the rebound Acid back body drops Fill to the mat once more
Cole: Just look at this – our Champ is taking this pumped up freak apart
Fill is quick to his feet and charges once more, clearly angered, but Acid ducks the attack, grabs Fill’s head and runs to the ropes hitting the Stairway to Heaven to an ENORMOUS pop from the crowd
Acid stands tall in the ring, looking rather confused at the turn of events, but he picks up his fallen can of cider and take a sip
The show fades to an Acid Christ promo
The camera shows outside the front of the arena showing the surrounding area in New York city, suddenly a Hummer H2 stretch limo pulls into view and stops at the front of the MSG entrance (http://www.ex-rev.com/ExRevImages/EstablishmentRide.jpg)
Tazz: Who the hell has a limo like that? I want one
Cole: I have no idea - maybe if the camera can get closer
The cameraman begins to run towards the limo, showing the license place which reads "Est 1" - as the camera pans down the vehicle the back door opens and a well dressed man stepping out, he is clearly very muscular under his immaculate suit
The camera gets closer and shows the man's face as he brings his left hand from behind the limo's door holding a gold title belt
Tazz: What the hell is Fill doing here?
Cole: I have no idea, but he's the Extreme Revolution World Champion, so he has no right to be here at TWO Stars
Tazz: Well he seems to be entering the arena, so we'll soon find out - this could be off the hook!
The cameraman follows Fill through the entrance of the arena, the view changes to show the ERE World Champ walking towards the Gorilla position, his title draped casually over his shoulder
In the arena the lights dim and "Dirt of my Shoulders/Lying From You" by Linkin Park & Jay-Z hits the speakers, the crowd begins to boo loudly as Fill walks out onto the staging, he smiles smugly as he slowly walks towards the ring
Cole: Look at that ass, he's walking around this place like he owns it
Tazz: Well, he is a World Champion, just not OUR World Champ
Fill gets to ringside, and despite wearing a suit he hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes
The crowd continue to jeer him as he walks around the ring, holds up the ERE World Title and smiles with a cocky expression on his face
Cole: It looks like the jerk wants to say something
Fill motions for the time keeper to pass him a mic and he reluctantly gets handed one as his music fades away
The booing from the crowd intensifies as he prepares to speak - regardless of the noise Fill continues
Fill: I didn't realize that idiocy came as a pre-requisite of being a TWOStars fan
The crowd noise increases as Fill laughs at the audience
Cole: What a complete ass - he can't insult our great fans like that
Fill: Looking around at this place, I don't think I've ever seen Madison Square Garden so empty - I didn't realize they could black out so many seats
This garners louder booing from the capacity crowd
Cole: He knows damn well that we're completely sold out
Fill: I was told that this little company was re-starting, especially since I had to hand over my ownership of the TWO Championship - hell, that thing was unified into this about a year ago
Fill raises the ERE World Title once more to louder jeering
Fill: Apparently it's been given to Acid Christ - the only man who is capable of holding it - the man who couldn't handle working under the pressure of working for the Extreme Revolution
Fill laughs as the crowd boo at his deriding their champion
The ERE Champ looks around surprised as "Helter Skelter" by The Beatles hits the speakers, the crowd EXPLODES with cheers as Acid walks onto the stage, cigarette hanging out the side of his mouth, can of Strongbow in one hand and the TWO Championship loosely grasped in his other hand
Fill looks up the ramp towards the crowd favorite and slowly claps him - AC's theme music slowly fades out as he tries to pull a mic out of his pocket, realizes that he has a can of cider in his hand, tries to put it in his mouth but he has a cigarette hanging out of the side, so confused he struggles to juggle all three items before he takes out the mic - the audience laughs at the antics as Fill begins to yawn
Tazz: What the hell is he doing?
Cole: I don't know, but it looks like he's having problems
Acid suddenly has a realisation and puts the Title on the floor, pulls the mic out of his pocket, looks down at the title, so puts the cider on the floor, he takes cigarette out of his mouth with 2 of the fingers holding the mic and slowly blows a couple of smoke circles
AC: Damn that's good
Fill sneers up at him and raises the mic once more
Fill: Did you come out here for a reason or just to look like a clown?
Acid looks confused for a second before holding the mic up to his mouth
AC: Oh yeah... you said some bad stuff
Fill: That's it? "You said some bad stuff"? Give me a break
The crowd laugh at Acid clearly getting Fill agitated
Fill: I remember your work of two years ago - you used to be amazing, one of the most innovative men in the ring - you beat both Crippler and me in one match, I don't think anyone has matched that since, and I don't think anyone ever will
AC: Hey, I remember that - it was good times - I was the Champ
Fill: Damn man, get a grip on reality
Acid slowly begins to walk down the ramp, he suddenly stops, turns around, shoves the cigarette butt into his mouth, the mic in his pocket and grabs his can of cider to laughter from the audience, he continues to stroll down towards the ring
Cole: Looks like he's managed to handle everything now
Tazz: But a World Champion shouldn't walk around with a cigarette and alcohol
Cole: It seems to be his trademark
AC gets to ringside, slowly walks up the stairs, leaves the cider on the apron and steps through the ropes, he turns around and stubs the butt out on the top of the ringpost before pulling the mic out once more
AC: Dude, I'm just wondering what you're doing here - you don't work here, I think I do cos I've got this
Acid holds up the TWO Championship to a HUGE pop from the crowd
AC: So quit flapping your gums and maybe you can tell me what's going on
Fill: Flapping my gums? I'm the Extreme Revolution Champion, I do not Flap. My. Gums. When I talk, people listen
During this speech Acid is poking at his ear
AC: What?
The crowd laugh at Acid's response
AC: Seriously, what?
More laughter from the audience – Acid leans back against the ropes in a relaxed way
Fill: Look, you little idiot, I wanted to see how bad this place was, and you’ve proven to me that it’s just a joke with a Champion like you
AC: Oooh, I know a joke? A horse walks into a bar and the barman says “Why the long face?”<br>
Loud laughter from the crowd
Fill: You think this is a comedy? I’ll show you something that’ll make me laugh
Fill suddenly charges forwards to attack but Acid ducks to pick up his cider causing Fill to miss and be back dropped over the top rope as AC stands upright, can in hand to an incredible cheer from the audience
The ERE Champ lands hard on the outside as Acid looks around for him
Cole: That showed the jerk
Fill stands up on the outside, throws his belt to the floor, rips off his expensive suit jacket showing a shirt underneath which is pulled tight over Fill’s muscular physique
The ERE Champ slides into the ring under the bottom rope and launches himself at Acid once more and floors him with a hard FlexLine (a bicep flexed clothesline) to a loud boo – Fill drags the TWO Champ to his feet, whips him to the ropes but it’s reversed and on the rebound Acid back body drops Fill to the mat once more
Cole: Just look at this – our Champ is taking this pumped up freak apart
Fill is quick to his feet and charges once more, clearly angered, but Acid ducks the attack, grabs Fill’s head and runs to the ropes hitting the Stairway to Heaven to an ENORMOUS pop from the crowd
Acid stands tall in the ring, looking rather confused at the turn of events, but he picks up his fallen can of cider and take a sip
The show fades to an Acid Christ promo