Post by wearedoomed on Dec 14, 2010 19:06:25 GMT 2
The scene opens to show TWOStars interviewer, Christy Hemme, in a beautiful (and very fitting) green dress, which flows as she walks down the hallway in the locker room area. Facing the camera, she raises the mic in her hand close to her mouth as she speaks.
CHRISTY HEMME: Hi, everyone! Christy Hemme here and I’ve just been informed that our newest acquisition to the TWOStars brand has arrived to the building a short while ago, and has asked to be interviewed!
As she faces straight to see where she is going, she sees rows of doors. The second-to-last door on the left-hand side had a black sign with the name “BRUCE HOFFMAN” in bold, white lettering.
CHRISTY HEMME: And that would be him!
She walks over to his door and notices that it’s cracked open. She clears her throat and slowly pushes the door, letting herself in. As she enters, she sees a man wearing wrestling gear and a plain black t-shirt, who happens to be sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and reading a book; the title of which being covered by his hand. Upon hearing the creaking of the door, the man raises his head, prying his eyes from the book and seeing that someone had walked in. A smile forms across his face.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: You must be Christy Hemme.
CHRISTY HEMME:*nods and smiles* Yes, sir. And you must be--
Before she can finish, Bruce Hoffman puts his book down onto the floor and stands up. Judging from his physique alone, he had the build of an Olympic athlete. Towering over her, he politely sticks out his hand. Christy then accepts as they shake hands.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Bruce Hoffman, ma'am. However, I ask that you address me as “Mr. Hoffman”, though. It’s more professional sounding and more respectful, don’t you think?
CHRISTY HEMME: Ahh..I mean, yes, sir.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Good…..You can let go of my hand now, ma'am.
CHRISTY HEMME: Oh! Sorry!
They both stop shaking each other’s hands and Christy decides to get started on their interview.
CHRISTY HEMME: Now, Bruc--er, Mr. Hoffman, just yesterday morning, you decided to step out of the independent scene and go pro by signing with TWOStars Wrestling. Our fans are curious as to who you are and why you chose to enter this promotion; mind giving our fans the details? Was it money? The challenge?
BRUCE HOFFMAN: *smirks* You see, ma'am, I come from a line of independent wrestlers. In fact, I and my younger brother are third-generation wrestlers. For five years, now….For five long years, I’ve wrestled in no-name organizations throughout New England because that’s all I’ve wanted to do: Wrestle. Even now, it isn’t about money. It is about wrestling and facing new challenges, as you’ve just implied a few seconds ago.
CHRISTY HEMME: That’s great to hear, Mr. Hoffman.
Just then, Hoffman casually pat her on the head like a dog that just performed a trick. Christy has a look of confusion on her face.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Indeed it is, ma'am. However, there is also another reason as to why I’m here in TWOStars. I am here to remind everyone what wrestling is truly about: It’s about honor, integrity, and respect.
Still surprised over the head-patting, Christy then shakes the cobwebs out and continues with the interview.
CHRISTY HEMME: What do you mean “remind”, Mr. Hoffman? Everyone else knows that--
BRUCE HOFFMAN: No they don’t, ma'am. They’re only in this business for two things: MONEY. And FAME. They do not respect the fact the wrestling is an art; they are only using it as a springboard to become famous. That is NOT what wrestling is about! They think that because they prance around like fairies and have fancy catchphrases, that that makes them wrestlers, ma'am, which is absolutely despicable!
CHRISTY HEMME: But not all wrestlers have that mindset--
BRUCE HOFFMAN: *grits teeth* Yes they do! Don’t you dare stand there and tell me any different - you’re no wrestler! You’re just a pretty face who could take a punch! WRESTLERS, like myself, are in this sport for the honor and competition that it brings! I have been trained by my family and by my fantastic wrestling coaches over the years to be a WRESTLER, not some greedy, dishonorable comedy act! And I am here to teach everyone that Bruce Hoffman is a wrestling messiah, and that all who oppose my will shall feel my wrath in full! You see, unlike certain wrestlers, I use the German Suplex to it’s full effect; it is among the most dangerous of moves if used correctly…..And those who disgrace this sport will see that for themselves as each one of them fall victim to the greatest, most vicious German Suplex that the world has ever known!
CHRISTY HEMME: Ugh, uh…..
Christy then quickly turns to the camera as Hoffman slowly turns his head to face the camera as well.
CHRISTY HEMME: Bruce Hoffman---
Hoffman then proceeds to look down at Christy.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: “Mr. Hoffman”, ma'am.
CHRISTY HEMME:….*exhales*….Mr. Hoffman, everyone….
Hoffman looks back at the camera and shows off a faint grin as the camera zooms in on his chiseled face. The screen begins to fade to black as it goes to a commercial break.
CHRISTY HEMME: Hi, everyone! Christy Hemme here and I’ve just been informed that our newest acquisition to the TWOStars brand has arrived to the building a short while ago, and has asked to be interviewed!
As she faces straight to see where she is going, she sees rows of doors. The second-to-last door on the left-hand side had a black sign with the name “BRUCE HOFFMAN” in bold, white lettering.
CHRISTY HEMME: And that would be him!
She walks over to his door and notices that it’s cracked open. She clears her throat and slowly pushes the door, letting herself in. As she enters, she sees a man wearing wrestling gear and a plain black t-shirt, who happens to be sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and reading a book; the title of which being covered by his hand. Upon hearing the creaking of the door, the man raises his head, prying his eyes from the book and seeing that someone had walked in. A smile forms across his face.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: You must be Christy Hemme.
CHRISTY HEMME:*nods and smiles* Yes, sir. And you must be--
Before she can finish, Bruce Hoffman puts his book down onto the floor and stands up. Judging from his physique alone, he had the build of an Olympic athlete. Towering over her, he politely sticks out his hand. Christy then accepts as they shake hands.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Bruce Hoffman, ma'am. However, I ask that you address me as “Mr. Hoffman”, though. It’s more professional sounding and more respectful, don’t you think?
CHRISTY HEMME: Ahh..I mean, yes, sir.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Good…..You can let go of my hand now, ma'am.
CHRISTY HEMME: Oh! Sorry!
They both stop shaking each other’s hands and Christy decides to get started on their interview.
CHRISTY HEMME: Now, Bruc--er, Mr. Hoffman, just yesterday morning, you decided to step out of the independent scene and go pro by signing with TWOStars Wrestling. Our fans are curious as to who you are and why you chose to enter this promotion; mind giving our fans the details? Was it money? The challenge?
BRUCE HOFFMAN: *smirks* You see, ma'am, I come from a line of independent wrestlers. In fact, I and my younger brother are third-generation wrestlers. For five years, now….For five long years, I’ve wrestled in no-name organizations throughout New England because that’s all I’ve wanted to do: Wrestle. Even now, it isn’t about money. It is about wrestling and facing new challenges, as you’ve just implied a few seconds ago.
CHRISTY HEMME: That’s great to hear, Mr. Hoffman.
Just then, Hoffman casually pat her on the head like a dog that just performed a trick. Christy has a look of confusion on her face.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: Indeed it is, ma'am. However, there is also another reason as to why I’m here in TWOStars. I am here to remind everyone what wrestling is truly about: It’s about honor, integrity, and respect.
Still surprised over the head-patting, Christy then shakes the cobwebs out and continues with the interview.
CHRISTY HEMME: What do you mean “remind”, Mr. Hoffman? Everyone else knows that--
BRUCE HOFFMAN: No they don’t, ma'am. They’re only in this business for two things: MONEY. And FAME. They do not respect the fact the wrestling is an art; they are only using it as a springboard to become famous. That is NOT what wrestling is about! They think that because they prance around like fairies and have fancy catchphrases, that that makes them wrestlers, ma'am, which is absolutely despicable!
CHRISTY HEMME: But not all wrestlers have that mindset--
BRUCE HOFFMAN: *grits teeth* Yes they do! Don’t you dare stand there and tell me any different - you’re no wrestler! You’re just a pretty face who could take a punch! WRESTLERS, like myself, are in this sport for the honor and competition that it brings! I have been trained by my family and by my fantastic wrestling coaches over the years to be a WRESTLER, not some greedy, dishonorable comedy act! And I am here to teach everyone that Bruce Hoffman is a wrestling messiah, and that all who oppose my will shall feel my wrath in full! You see, unlike certain wrestlers, I use the German Suplex to it’s full effect; it is among the most dangerous of moves if used correctly…..And those who disgrace this sport will see that for themselves as each one of them fall victim to the greatest, most vicious German Suplex that the world has ever known!
CHRISTY HEMME: Ugh, uh…..
Christy then quickly turns to the camera as Hoffman slowly turns his head to face the camera as well.
CHRISTY HEMME: Bruce Hoffman---
Hoffman then proceeds to look down at Christy.
BRUCE HOFFMAN: “Mr. Hoffman”, ma'am.
CHRISTY HEMME:….*exhales*….Mr. Hoffman, everyone….
Hoffman looks back at the camera and shows off a faint grin as the camera zooms in on his chiseled face. The screen begins to fade to black as it goes to a commercial break.
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