Post by Reno on May 15, 2009 17:30:16 GMT 2
We cut to the backstage area, TWOStars latest backstage personality, Louden Noxious, is standing by with a microphone. Besides him is Barry Gower. The Master of Pain is wearing casual clothes, and holding his tag title over his shoulder with pride.
Louden Noxious: Louden here with one half of the tag team champions, Barry Gower! So Barry, how does it feel to finally be back in TWOStars? And how does it feel to be... uh-hm... king of the tag team mountain?
Barry Gower gives Louden a smirk at his lame joke.
Barry Gower: How does it feel? That's a bit of a stupid question, but seeing as you'll never get this feeling I guess I'd have to explain it to you... It's like...
From the right hand side, “TWOStars resident Love Machine” Stuie Kool, strolls into the shot. He suddenly stops before starting to dance like a robot and singing “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and the News (from Kool's favourite film, Back to the Future), wasting the 30 seconds of TV time (for the whole month) he was supposed to have used in a more useful way.
Stuie Kool: The power of love is a curious thing... make one man weep, make one man sing... Change a hawk to a li'l white dove, more than a feeling, that's the powah of luuurveeee...
Louden Noxious: Uh...
Stuie Kool: Tougher than Dimonds, rich like cream... STONGER and harder than a bad girls dream! Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right... Power love that keeps you home at night...
Barry Gower stares at Stuie Kool intensely. The All Singin', All Dancin', All Jobbin',Huey Lewis and the News Lovin' Son of a Gun carries on doing the robot before turning it into a slight moonwalk.
Stuie Kool: Ex-cuuuuse me, ladies...
The Master of Pain(less) begins to sing, as Barry Gowers face turns even more intense and red.
Stuie Kool: Don't need money... don't take fame... Don't need a credit card to ride this TRAIN! It's strong and it's sudden... and it's cruel sometimes... But it might just save your liiiiiiiiiifeeeeee!
That's the power of LOVE!
Uh yeah...
That's the power of love!
The Stu-meister accidently backs into the King of the Mountain. He turns around, not looking Barry in the face, still concentrating on doing his dance. He starts doing the robot again around Barry Gower. Louden Noxious just looks on at Stuie Kool, who begins to thrust at Barry Gower. He looks up at BG before giving him a thumbs up...
Stuie Kool: Keep it kool... keep it Stuie Kool!
Louden Noxious: Uh... Barry? Are you okay?
Stuart Koolus the 9th turns back around to the camera before doing the robot again, before smiling and waving into the lens. Barry Gower reaches out for him, grabbing him by the head and throwing him backwards into the wall.
Barry Gower: You little bitch! Don't EVER disrespect me!
The Master of Pain begins to lean over the floored Sex Machine before pounding him with rights and lefts to face.
Stuie Kool: This isn't the power of love!
The Stuie Lewis and the News begins to let out a high pitched scream as Barry Gower starts to strangle him.
Louden Noxious: Uh... I have to-... Look! A man on fire!
Barry and Stuie turn around as Louden shuffles off screen undetected by either the Master of Pain or the Master of Kool. Barry Gower turns back to Stuie Kool, he begins to batter him with his right fist before throwing him half way across the hall...
Barry Gower: This is for interrupting me, you little prick!
Gower mounts Kool, beginning to batter him senseless again before...
Voice from off-screen: STOP, CITIZEN!
TONAKTSUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
The Wasabi Warrior leaps into shot, fists pressed against his hips and head held high.
Barry Gower: Oh, fu-...
The Soba Samurai interrupts Barry Gower. He wags his right index finger.
Tonkatsuman: Language, citizen!
Barry Gower stands up from Stuie Kool (who is probably dead... again). He dusts himself off before walking over to “Lightning”.
Barry Gower: And who the hell are you?
Tonkatsuman: Allow me to tell you my name...
The masked man slowly raises his right arm to shoulder level with his index finger pointing up.
Tonkatsuman: I am...
He shoots his right arm to the sky with his finger sticking out...
Tonkatsuman: He who does not allow evil...
He pulls his arm back down in one fast motion, making a fist, bringing both of his legs in.
Tonkatsuman: The champion of Justice...
The Avenger sticks his arms out to the sides in a crucifix style manner, with his two index fingers sticking out, raising his right knee into the air.
Tonkatsuman: The protector of Peace...
He leans forward more, throwing his arms backwards, opening his hands out, and sticking his right leg out behind him.
Tonkatsuman: The Guardian of Neo-Tokyo...
He stays in the same position, bringing his right leg down before jogging on the spot. Strangely, it seems as if it's just his legs are moving.
Tonkatsuman: The Soba Samurai...
From there he leaps out, splitting his legs, placing his left fist on his hip, his right fist up at shoulder level with his thumb pointing out towards him.
Tonkatsuman: The Wasabi Warrior...
He quickly arches over, slapping the floor with his right palm and raising his left arm up, with his fingers spread out.
Tonkatsuman: The Ramen Rebel...
He leaps into a standing position, bowing his head and making an X with whis arms, his fingers held out straight.
Tonkatsuman: The Superhero of a Thousand Holds...
From there he swiftly moves into a crouching position, throwing his arms back in reference to an earlier pose...
Tonkatsuman: I am...
In one sudden burst, he leaps out, head held high, placing his left fist pressed against his hip, with his right arm raised in the air with his fist closed, aside from is index finger pointing upwards...
Tonkatsuman: TONKATSUMAN “LIGHTNING” KAIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiN~!
Barry Gower: Oh fu-...
Barry launches his right fist at “Lightning”, knocking him out of his signature pose and across the hall.
Tonkatsuman begins to climb to his feet. He dusts himself off, removing his cape and adjusting his mask.
Tonkatsuman: So, it's brawl you're looking for? Stand down, citizen, you clearly do not understand who you are picking a fight with!
The tag champ launches his fist towards the face of the tokusatsu, tonkatsu loving hero. Kaijin moves too fast, blocking the punch with his right forearm in true theatrical style. He suddenly leaps backwards, raising his arms into a fighting pose.
Tonkatsuman: Do I have to introduce myself again?
Barry charges towards “Lightning”, but Tonkatusman thrusts his palm into the face of Gower. This simply angers Barry, barging Kaijin against the wall. He pulls his fist back, lunging it towards the masked lightning. Kaijin quickly ducks down into a split position as Barry's fist slams against the wall. The king of the mountain turns around, holding his fist in pain as Kaijin rolls forawrd, kipping himself up into a fighting position again.
Tonkatsuman: Give up, citizen. I do not want to hurt you...
Barry Gower turns back around to “Lightning”. He starts swinging wildly towards the superhero, but Kaijin keeps managing to dodge and duck each punch. The King of Pain throws his arm out into a clothesline, charging towards the Superhero of a Thousand Holds, I on one swift movement, Kaijin arches himself over backwards in a matrix style dodge...
He flips himself lunging his hand towards Barry Gower. Tonkatsuman manages to hit him with a karate chop on the side of Barry's neck...
Barry Gower: ARGH! You prick!
Kaijin starts to step backwards, ready in his fighting pose. The B-Man begins to walk after him until he back into a wall. Behind him is a window into a TWOStars production room. Barry Gower laughs as he notices the window...
Tonkatusman: Stand down! I mean it, I do not want to hurt you, citizen!
Barry Gower: You? Hurt me? HA!
Tonkatsuman: I-... I mean it! I have nothing to do with you. I was just strolling through... me and you can be friends, can't we? I mean, look at us! We could be a team! I'd be the brains, the good looks and the muscle of the operation and you could even cheer me on!
Barry shakes his head towards Kaijin as he stops in his tracks...
Tonkatsuman: Did I say something wrong? I mean... you can't exactly be the looks, can you? You're pretty hideous... No offence... I... uh... I mean! No wait!
Kaijin presses himself up against the wall, moving to the side, reluctant to try to fight Barry Gower.
Barry Gower: Sadly, your dreams of being a TWOStars superstar are about to end...
Barry charges towards Kaijin. The superhero presses himself up against the glass more...
Tonkatsuman: WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Suddenly, as Barry Gower is in close proximity to Kaijin, Stuie Kool leaps into the way as Kaijin quickly rolls out of the way. Barry drives Stuie through the (rather weak) wall and window with a gore that could almost rival Draven Cage's.
Tonkatsuman: Well, that's your plan shattered...
“Lightning” suddenly notices Stuie Kool's body (or should I say corpse) lying on bits of plaster and glass.... he then notices Barry Gower climbing to his feet. He pulls Stuie Kool up with one arm, lifting him into a gorilla press.
Tonkatsuman: That's just... wonderful.
Barry throws Stuies body to the ground. He makes a cut-throat taunt to Tonkatsuman “Lighting” Kaijin.
Barry Gower: You're lucky I have to go and get ready for a match... If I see you again, you're dead.
Barry turns around and begins to walk off in the opposite direction as Kaijin rushes over before sliding on his knees to Stuie Kool's broken and beaten body. He he hold Stuies head, as he begins to shake his own...
Stuie Kool: Y-... you c-c-c-can't... save everyone...
Tonkatsuman: I tried to save you... but I'm not Jesus... I've come to accept that now...
Stuie Kool: Y-... you did the best you c-c-c-could... Just re-re-re-mememememember... With great rice... comes great responsibility...
Tonkatsuman: Don't you die on, me! Don't you die on me, Stuie!
Tonkatsuman runs his fingers over Stuie's face, closing his eyes. He climbs to his feet, before walking away shaking his head...
Stuie Kool: I'm not... dead!
Tonkatsuman: Poor guy... I can still hear his wonderful, angelic voice in the wind... Keep it kool... Keep it Stuie Kool...
Medics rush over to Stuie Kool, as Tonkatsuman walks off into the horizon, as we cut to...
Louden Noxious: Louden here with one half of the tag team champions, Barry Gower! So Barry, how does it feel to finally be back in TWOStars? And how does it feel to be... uh-hm... king of the tag team mountain?
Barry Gower gives Louden a smirk at his lame joke.
Barry Gower: How does it feel? That's a bit of a stupid question, but seeing as you'll never get this feeling I guess I'd have to explain it to you... It's like...
From the right hand side, “TWOStars resident Love Machine” Stuie Kool, strolls into the shot. He suddenly stops before starting to dance like a robot and singing “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and the News (from Kool's favourite film, Back to the Future), wasting the 30 seconds of TV time (for the whole month) he was supposed to have used in a more useful way.
Stuie Kool: The power of love is a curious thing... make one man weep, make one man sing... Change a hawk to a li'l white dove, more than a feeling, that's the powah of luuurveeee...
Louden Noxious: Uh...
Stuie Kool: Tougher than Dimonds, rich like cream... STONGER and harder than a bad girls dream! Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right... Power love that keeps you home at night...
Barry Gower stares at Stuie Kool intensely. The All Singin', All Dancin', All Jobbin',Huey Lewis and the News Lovin' Son of a Gun carries on doing the robot before turning it into a slight moonwalk.
Stuie Kool: Ex-cuuuuse me, ladies...
The Master of Pain(less) begins to sing, as Barry Gowers face turns even more intense and red.
Stuie Kool: Don't need money... don't take fame... Don't need a credit card to ride this TRAIN! It's strong and it's sudden... and it's cruel sometimes... But it might just save your liiiiiiiiiifeeeeee!
That's the power of LOVE!
Uh yeah...
That's the power of love!
The Stu-meister accidently backs into the King of the Mountain. He turns around, not looking Barry in the face, still concentrating on doing his dance. He starts doing the robot again around Barry Gower. Louden Noxious just looks on at Stuie Kool, who begins to thrust at Barry Gower. He looks up at BG before giving him a thumbs up...
Stuie Kool: Keep it kool... keep it Stuie Kool!
Louden Noxious: Uh... Barry? Are you okay?
Stuart Koolus the 9th turns back around to the camera before doing the robot again, before smiling and waving into the lens. Barry Gower reaches out for him, grabbing him by the head and throwing him backwards into the wall.
Barry Gower: You little bitch! Don't EVER disrespect me!
The Master of Pain begins to lean over the floored Sex Machine before pounding him with rights and lefts to face.
Stuie Kool: This isn't the power of love!
The Stuie Lewis and the News begins to let out a high pitched scream as Barry Gower starts to strangle him.
Louden Noxious: Uh... I have to-... Look! A man on fire!
Barry and Stuie turn around as Louden shuffles off screen undetected by either the Master of Pain or the Master of Kool. Barry Gower turns back to Stuie Kool, he begins to batter him with his right fist before throwing him half way across the hall...
Barry Gower: This is for interrupting me, you little prick!
Gower mounts Kool, beginning to batter him senseless again before...
Voice from off-screen: STOP, CITIZEN!
TONAKTSUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
The Wasabi Warrior leaps into shot, fists pressed against his hips and head held high.
Barry Gower: Oh, fu-...
The Soba Samurai interrupts Barry Gower. He wags his right index finger.
Tonkatsuman: Language, citizen!
Barry Gower stands up from Stuie Kool (who is probably dead... again). He dusts himself off before walking over to “Lightning”.
Barry Gower: And who the hell are you?
Tonkatsuman: Allow me to tell you my name...
The masked man slowly raises his right arm to shoulder level with his index finger pointing up.
Tonkatsuman: I am...
He shoots his right arm to the sky with his finger sticking out...
Tonkatsuman: He who does not allow evil...
He pulls his arm back down in one fast motion, making a fist, bringing both of his legs in.
Tonkatsuman: The champion of Justice...
The Avenger sticks his arms out to the sides in a crucifix style manner, with his two index fingers sticking out, raising his right knee into the air.
Tonkatsuman: The protector of Peace...
He leans forward more, throwing his arms backwards, opening his hands out, and sticking his right leg out behind him.
Tonkatsuman: The Guardian of Neo-Tokyo...
He stays in the same position, bringing his right leg down before jogging on the spot. Strangely, it seems as if it's just his legs are moving.
Tonkatsuman: The Soba Samurai...
From there he leaps out, splitting his legs, placing his left fist on his hip, his right fist up at shoulder level with his thumb pointing out towards him.
Tonkatsuman: The Wasabi Warrior...
He quickly arches over, slapping the floor with his right palm and raising his left arm up, with his fingers spread out.
Tonkatsuman: The Ramen Rebel...
He leaps into a standing position, bowing his head and making an X with whis arms, his fingers held out straight.
Tonkatsuman: The Superhero of a Thousand Holds...
From there he swiftly moves into a crouching position, throwing his arms back in reference to an earlier pose...
Tonkatsuman: I am...
In one sudden burst, he leaps out, head held high, placing his left fist pressed against his hip, with his right arm raised in the air with his fist closed, aside from is index finger pointing upwards...
Tonkatsuman: TONKATSUMAN “LIGHTNING” KAIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiN~!
Barry Gower: Oh fu-...
Barry launches his right fist at “Lightning”, knocking him out of his signature pose and across the hall.
Tonkatsuman begins to climb to his feet. He dusts himself off, removing his cape and adjusting his mask.
Tonkatsuman: So, it's brawl you're looking for? Stand down, citizen, you clearly do not understand who you are picking a fight with!
The tag champ launches his fist towards the face of the tokusatsu, tonkatsu loving hero. Kaijin moves too fast, blocking the punch with his right forearm in true theatrical style. He suddenly leaps backwards, raising his arms into a fighting pose.
Tonkatsuman: Do I have to introduce myself again?
Barry charges towards “Lightning”, but Tonkatusman thrusts his palm into the face of Gower. This simply angers Barry, barging Kaijin against the wall. He pulls his fist back, lunging it towards the masked lightning. Kaijin quickly ducks down into a split position as Barry's fist slams against the wall. The king of the mountain turns around, holding his fist in pain as Kaijin rolls forawrd, kipping himself up into a fighting position again.
Tonkatsuman: Give up, citizen. I do not want to hurt you...
Barry Gower turns back around to “Lightning”. He starts swinging wildly towards the superhero, but Kaijin keeps managing to dodge and duck each punch. The King of Pain throws his arm out into a clothesline, charging towards the Superhero of a Thousand Holds, I on one swift movement, Kaijin arches himself over backwards in a matrix style dodge...
He flips himself lunging his hand towards Barry Gower. Tonkatsuman manages to hit him with a karate chop on the side of Barry's neck...
Barry Gower: ARGH! You prick!
Kaijin starts to step backwards, ready in his fighting pose. The B-Man begins to walk after him until he back into a wall. Behind him is a window into a TWOStars production room. Barry Gower laughs as he notices the window...
Tonkatusman: Stand down! I mean it, I do not want to hurt you, citizen!
Barry Gower: You? Hurt me? HA!
Tonkatsuman: I-... I mean it! I have nothing to do with you. I was just strolling through... me and you can be friends, can't we? I mean, look at us! We could be a team! I'd be the brains, the good looks and the muscle of the operation and you could even cheer me on!
Barry shakes his head towards Kaijin as he stops in his tracks...
Tonkatsuman: Did I say something wrong? I mean... you can't exactly be the looks, can you? You're pretty hideous... No offence... I... uh... I mean! No wait!
Kaijin presses himself up against the wall, moving to the side, reluctant to try to fight Barry Gower.
Barry Gower: Sadly, your dreams of being a TWOStars superstar are about to end...
Barry charges towards Kaijin. The superhero presses himself up against the glass more...
Tonkatsuman: WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Suddenly, as Barry Gower is in close proximity to Kaijin, Stuie Kool leaps into the way as Kaijin quickly rolls out of the way. Barry drives Stuie through the (rather weak) wall and window with a gore that could almost rival Draven Cage's.
Tonkatsuman: Well, that's your plan shattered...
“Lightning” suddenly notices Stuie Kool's body (or should I say corpse) lying on bits of plaster and glass.... he then notices Barry Gower climbing to his feet. He pulls Stuie Kool up with one arm, lifting him into a gorilla press.
Tonkatsuman: That's just... wonderful.
Barry throws Stuies body to the ground. He makes a cut-throat taunt to Tonkatsuman “Lighting” Kaijin.
Barry Gower: You're lucky I have to go and get ready for a match... If I see you again, you're dead.
Barry turns around and begins to walk off in the opposite direction as Kaijin rushes over before sliding on his knees to Stuie Kool's broken and beaten body. He he hold Stuies head, as he begins to shake his own...
Stuie Kool: Y-... you c-c-c-can't... save everyone...
Tonkatsuman: I tried to save you... but I'm not Jesus... I've come to accept that now...
Stuie Kool: Y-... you did the best you c-c-c-could... Just re-re-re-mememememember... With great rice... comes great responsibility...
Tonkatsuman: Don't you die on, me! Don't you die on me, Stuie!
Tonkatsuman runs his fingers over Stuie's face, closing his eyes. He climbs to his feet, before walking away shaking his head...
Stuie Kool: I'm not... dead!
Tonkatsuman: Poor guy... I can still hear his wonderful, angelic voice in the wind... Keep it kool... Keep it Stuie Kool...
Medics rush over to Stuie Kool, as Tonkatsuman walks off into the horizon, as we cut to...
