Post by drakemunday on Jun 5, 2011 19:25:16 GMT 2
We cut backstage to a small locker roomwhere The Chav is beginning an interview with Christy Hemme.
Christy Hemme: Hello, Chav. It's a pleasure to be out here with you.
The Chav smirks and looks her up and down appreciatively.
The Chav: Dats wot all girls say to me.
Christy Hemme nods slowly.
Christy Hemme: Yes, I'm sure they do. Anyway, I'm here to ask you about your recent loss of momentum. How do you feel about people's recent claims that you are running out of steam?
The Chav glares around himself and adjust his "Bling" Belt on his shoulder before speaking.
The Chav: I'm not running away from anything, beyatch. If ya don't fink dat's true den you got another thing coming. The next person who comes in to this locker room, wevver it's Deadman or Cari Dee...I'ma show you who da afraid one is.
At that moment, the locker room does open, and the camera swings to see who it is. Drake Munday pops his head round the door, and looks suprised to see a camera, Christy Hemme and The Chav staring at him.
Drake Munday: Um...hi. It's my first day, and I'm kind of lost...somebody said this was the canteen...
The Chav begins to walk forward towards him, glaring and Drake Munday looks at him warily.
The Chav: What doo yoo fink you're doing, BEYATCH!? Dis is my INTERVIEW!!!
The Chav swings his bling belt round to hit Munday with it, and you can hear the crowd shout "Bling!" as they watch live from the tron. Drake Munday falls back into the corridor, and the camera quickly follows to see The Chav dragging Munday to his feet and hitting him with a stiff uppercut.
The Chav: I'll show yoo where the canteen is, beyatch!
The Chav swings round again with his left fist only for Munday to duck under it and hit Chav with a succession of quick jabs to the face. The Chav reels back, dropping his belt andstumbling into the camera. The camera then tilts and we see two pairs of feet struggling against each other.
As the camera returns to it's upright position we see Munday and Chav locked up, struggling for superiority. Chav pushes Munday away from him and hits a Big Boot before attempting to drop his knee of Drake's ribcage. The Dynamite Dynamo rolls out of the way and leaps to his feet before delivering an elbow that connects just about Chav's eye. Then, Munday leaps in to the air and spins his leg round to connect with the side of Chav's head...hitting a spectacular Enziguri that sends Chav's shoulder into the wall of the corridor.
Chav rubs his shoulder ruefully, before suddenly leaping fowards and picking up Drake for a powerslam.
The Chav: This is what yoo get, beyatch.
With that, The Chav starts to send Munday to the ground. But, "The Century" slides off his opponent's shoulder and lands behind him. Chav turns around and walks straight into The Darkness! The Hardest Player In The Game connects with The Hardest Concrete Floor Around and is knocked out cold. Christy Hemme returns, rushing forwards with a microphone as Drake Munday gets to his feet, rubbing his back slightly.
Christy Hemme: That was amazing! Just so everybody here knows, what is your name?
Drake Munday suddenly stands straight, not making eye contact with Christy or the camera, and looking slightly red-faced.
Drake Munday: Uh...just call me Drake. Drake Munday.
Christy Hemme: Hello, Chav. It's a pleasure to be out here with you.
The Chav smirks and looks her up and down appreciatively.
The Chav: Dats wot all girls say to me.
Christy Hemme nods slowly.
Christy Hemme: Yes, I'm sure they do. Anyway, I'm here to ask you about your recent loss of momentum. How do you feel about people's recent claims that you are running out of steam?
The Chav glares around himself and adjust his "Bling" Belt on his shoulder before speaking.
The Chav: I'm not running away from anything, beyatch. If ya don't fink dat's true den you got another thing coming. The next person who comes in to this locker room, wevver it's Deadman or Cari Dee...I'ma show you who da afraid one is.
At that moment, the locker room does open, and the camera swings to see who it is. Drake Munday pops his head round the door, and looks suprised to see a camera, Christy Hemme and The Chav staring at him.
Drake Munday: Um...hi. It's my first day, and I'm kind of lost...somebody said this was the canteen...
The Chav begins to walk forward towards him, glaring and Drake Munday looks at him warily.
The Chav: What doo yoo fink you're doing, BEYATCH!? Dis is my INTERVIEW!!!
The Chav swings his bling belt round to hit Munday with it, and you can hear the crowd shout "Bling!" as they watch live from the tron. Drake Munday falls back into the corridor, and the camera quickly follows to see The Chav dragging Munday to his feet and hitting him with a stiff uppercut.
The Chav: I'll show yoo where the canteen is, beyatch!
The Chav swings round again with his left fist only for Munday to duck under it and hit Chav with a succession of quick jabs to the face. The Chav reels back, dropping his belt andstumbling into the camera. The camera then tilts and we see two pairs of feet struggling against each other.
As the camera returns to it's upright position we see Munday and Chav locked up, struggling for superiority. Chav pushes Munday away from him and hits a Big Boot before attempting to drop his knee of Drake's ribcage. The Dynamite Dynamo rolls out of the way and leaps to his feet before delivering an elbow that connects just about Chav's eye. Then, Munday leaps in to the air and spins his leg round to connect with the side of Chav's head...hitting a spectacular Enziguri that sends Chav's shoulder into the wall of the corridor.
Chav rubs his shoulder ruefully, before suddenly leaping fowards and picking up Drake for a powerslam.
The Chav: This is what yoo get, beyatch.
With that, The Chav starts to send Munday to the ground. But, "The Century" slides off his opponent's shoulder and lands behind him. Chav turns around and walks straight into The Darkness! The Hardest Player In The Game connects with The Hardest Concrete Floor Around and is knocked out cold. Christy Hemme returns, rushing forwards with a microphone as Drake Munday gets to his feet, rubbing his back slightly.
Christy Hemme: That was amazing! Just so everybody here knows, what is your name?
Drake Munday suddenly stands straight, not making eye contact with Christy or the camera, and looking slightly red-faced.
Drake Munday: Uh...just call me Drake. Drake Munday.
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