Post by definition on Mar 12, 2011 2:09:31 GMT 2
We find ourselves backstage in a communal locker room, where we find TWOStars most unnerving female superstar Logan Saint. She seems to be rummaging through her bag, when suddenly shes tapped on the shoulder, by somebody apparently a few inches shorter than her as we only see them when the camera shifts. Logan and the camera turn to find, The love of Mexico, La Hija de la Estrellas.
LHdlE: Olá, gostaria de me apresentar.
Logan looks slightly amused by the pint sized pixie.
LS: I dont speak spanish Cher.
La Hija seems to realise that she needs to utilise her expanding english language skills and she thinks her response out noticeably.
LHdlE: I... wanted to meet you, and say Ola. Estou La Hija de la Estrellas.
LS: Nice to meet ya sugar, Im Logan Saint but Im sure you knew that. You recognised me from my show am I right.
La Hija seems to have a little trouble deciphering Logan's words due to her accent. The language barrier of course becoming harder to overcome when you factor in accents.
LHdlE: No... I don't know you. Eu sou novo aqui.
Logan takes on the tone of somebody explaining somebody to a child now, that awful patronizing tone we all loathe.
LS: I... Had... a TV show... Do you know TV? I... am... very.... famous.... for my illusions.
LHdlE: Illusions?
LS: Illusions, yes. Hold on boo, I'll show you.
Logan reaches into her bag and pulls out a large gold dollar sized coin, she shows each side to La Hija, as thought inspecting the coin together. She then places the coin face side down on a nearby bench and sits next to it, straddling it with one leg on each side of the bench. She hold her hand over palm down about 2 inches above the coin and starts to move it in shallow little circles. After about 35 seconds she stops with her hand still above the coin and folds down three of her fingers and you can see that the coin is no longer under her hand.
La Hija seems mesmerized and gasps a little as she sees that the coin is gone.
Saint tilts her hand forward and touches the spot where the coin was with the tip of her pointer finger. Then she turns her hand palm side up and opens it, no coin. She makes a little flourish with her hand and suddenly the coin appears between her first and second fingers and she makes the coin travel along the back of her hand finger by finger and as it reaches the end of her hand and drops off it disappears again.
La Hija seems to wait for the sound of the coin falling as Logan stands up from her spot on the bench with a large smile spreading across her face. The Princessa de Lucha is clapping her hands excitedly.
LHdlE: Magic... Illusion means magic?
LS: yes cher, illusions means magic.
La Hija is smiling, something about a magic trick always brings out the innocence in people so you can imagine the child like wonder it instills in somebody already so innocent.
LHdlE: That was good magic... almost.... tao bom quanto Criss Angel.
Suddenly theres a shadow over Logan's face, a considerable coloring of her features as she immediately grows angry with the tiny grappler. She suddenly smashes her in the face with a furious right hand. The punch knocks her flailing backwards over the bench. She slides backwards on her rear end using her hands to propel her away from Miss Saint. its apparent that La Hija's morals guide her to always resolve issues without resorting to violence, as she loudly apologizes in Portuguese.
LHdlE:Eu sou pesaroso se eu o ofendi dama maga.
Logan just stands over her and glares.
LS: I dont know what you just said but you'd be wise to keep backing right out that door, because the next time you compare to some backwards hack like Criss Angel Ill walk a mudhole in your mexican ass.
The daughter of the stars scrambles to her feet. Her expression isnt one of fear because she knows she could handle herself but one that seems to say how disappointed she is in the direction this meeting has gone. She heads towards the door, suddenly stopping right before she exits and appears ready to say something else. However after one look at the mistress of darkness she seems to think better of it and just leaves the room.
LHdlE: Olá, gostaria de me apresentar.
Logan looks slightly amused by the pint sized pixie.
LS: I dont speak spanish Cher.
La Hija seems to realise that she needs to utilise her expanding english language skills and she thinks her response out noticeably.
LHdlE: I... wanted to meet you, and say Ola. Estou La Hija de la Estrellas.
LS: Nice to meet ya sugar, Im Logan Saint but Im sure you knew that. You recognised me from my show am I right.
La Hija seems to have a little trouble deciphering Logan's words due to her accent. The language barrier of course becoming harder to overcome when you factor in accents.
LHdlE: No... I don't know you. Eu sou novo aqui.
Logan takes on the tone of somebody explaining somebody to a child now, that awful patronizing tone we all loathe.
LS: I... Had... a TV show... Do you know TV? I... am... very.... famous.... for my illusions.
LHdlE: Illusions?
LS: Illusions, yes. Hold on boo, I'll show you.
Logan reaches into her bag and pulls out a large gold dollar sized coin, she shows each side to La Hija, as thought inspecting the coin together. She then places the coin face side down on a nearby bench and sits next to it, straddling it with one leg on each side of the bench. She hold her hand over palm down about 2 inches above the coin and starts to move it in shallow little circles. After about 35 seconds she stops with her hand still above the coin and folds down three of her fingers and you can see that the coin is no longer under her hand.
La Hija seems mesmerized and gasps a little as she sees that the coin is gone.
Saint tilts her hand forward and touches the spot where the coin was with the tip of her pointer finger. Then she turns her hand palm side up and opens it, no coin. She makes a little flourish with her hand and suddenly the coin appears between her first and second fingers and she makes the coin travel along the back of her hand finger by finger and as it reaches the end of her hand and drops off it disappears again.
La Hija seems to wait for the sound of the coin falling as Logan stands up from her spot on the bench with a large smile spreading across her face. The Princessa de Lucha is clapping her hands excitedly.
LHdlE: Magic... Illusion means magic?
LS: yes cher, illusions means magic.
La Hija is smiling, something about a magic trick always brings out the innocence in people so you can imagine the child like wonder it instills in somebody already so innocent.
LHdlE: That was good magic... almost.... tao bom quanto Criss Angel.
Suddenly theres a shadow over Logan's face, a considerable coloring of her features as she immediately grows angry with the tiny grappler. She suddenly smashes her in the face with a furious right hand. The punch knocks her flailing backwards over the bench. She slides backwards on her rear end using her hands to propel her away from Miss Saint. its apparent that La Hija's morals guide her to always resolve issues without resorting to violence, as she loudly apologizes in Portuguese.
LHdlE:Eu sou pesaroso se eu o ofendi dama maga.
Logan just stands over her and glares.
LS: I dont know what you just said but you'd be wise to keep backing right out that door, because the next time you compare to some backwards hack like Criss Angel Ill walk a mudhole in your mexican ass.
The daughter of the stars scrambles to her feet. Her expression isnt one of fear because she knows she could handle herself but one that seems to say how disappointed she is in the direction this meeting has gone. She heads towards the door, suddenly stopping right before she exits and appears ready to say something else. However after one look at the mistress of darkness she seems to think better of it and just leaves the room.