Post by Darkstar on May 21, 2005 19:30:48 GMT 2
The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.
'Carve me an Edge' starts to play as the TWOStars- Xtreme TV opening sequence begins. After the sequence ends the view turns into the entrance ramp of the XTV set. A frantic fireworks display drownds out even the screaming fans in the arena.
Micheal Cole: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first epidode of TWOStars- Xtreme TV. Tonight we are LIVE from Madison Square Garden. I'm Micheal Cole with my broadcast partner Tazz.
Tazz: And partner ONLY in broadcast Cole! Understand?
MC: Wouldn't have it any other way Tazz.
Tazz: What an unbeliveable first night we have Cole, and this crowd is going to turn it from a fantastic night to a..................whats better than fantastic?
MC: I have no idea. But this is it. So Tazz do you know anything about the new owner of TWOStars?
Tazz: Only that he goes by the name of Darkstar and has competed at random intervals over the last 7 years.
'Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit starts to play, spuring the crowd on to an unbelivably loud roar.
MC: Looks like we're about to find out more Tazz.
A jet of flame shoots down the center of the walkway towards the ring. As it dies down a figure dressed in a black trenchcoat appears at the entrance to the walkway. The fans cheer as Darkstar walks towards the ring, taking time to look around the arena with a smile on his face.
Tazz: there he is Cole, and he looks like he means buisness tonight!
MC: Well according to my notes he has an important announcement to make regarding TWOStars.
Darkstar reaches the steel steps and slowly walks into the ring, ducking between the blue ropes.
Tony Chimmel: Ladies and gentlemen, meet the owner of TWOStars: DARKSTAR!!
The fans pop huge as Darkstar takes the microphone from Lillian as 'Break Stuff' fades out.
DS: Thanks Chimmel, now what I want to say is SHUT THE HELL UP! This is a television show not a god damned pantomime!
The fans quickly catch onto the attitude of Darkstar and start to boo the owner.
DS: Yeah yeah yeah. Listen, I'm here to make money from TWOStars and you lot sat here yelling means less people at the merchindise stalls buying my T shirts and posters for your fat, ugly kids.
MC: Thast a bit harsh Tazz!
Tazz: Harsh? these clowns are spoiling the show, Darkstar has the right to respond however he wants.
MC: By calling their kids fat and ugly?
The fans are responding to the taunts and are booing Darkstar without mercy.
DS: OK, keep booing and I wont have to share the news with you! Oh hell, come on out Paul.
'This is Extreme' start to play as the fans continue to boo.
MC: Is this.......yes it is, its the Chairman of the Extreme Revolution! Its Paul Heyman.
Heyman strides towards the ring with a briefcase in his hand. One fan hits Heyman in the head with a well aimed paper ball, much to Heymans annoyance. As the fans start to die down Heyman gets into the ring and is handed a microphone.
'This is Extreme' stops playing.
PH: Mr Darkstar, I belive we have some buisness to finish discussing.
DS: And now that these benefit scum in the cheap seats have shut up *this sets the fans booing again* we can get down to the important news.
Heyman and Darkstar stand in the ring looking irritated by the fans reaction.
PH: Do you have any control over these fools Darkstar? Becouse I'm not sure I like this reaction.
DS: They will shut up when they find out we have news for them! *the fans start to quieten down in expectation* Ha! Thought that would shut you up. As you have probably noticed TWOStars is once again an active federation! After it was absorbed by the Extreme Revolution you all thought it was gone for good, but not me! I wanted it back and I got it thanks to Mr Heyman here.
PH: As you may have seen Darkstar I have been having a few problems on MY show with a certain 'Deadman'!
The fans pop at the mention of the Extreme Revolution and former TWOStars legend.
PH: I cant belive they cheer him!
DS: Go on Paul.
Heyman walks around the ring as he addresses the fans and Darkstar.
PH: If Deadman gets control of the company back from me, which he wont I hasten to add, then I want him to have as little as possible. So I have nullified the contract that combined TWOStars and the ERE. As of last monday TWOStars became an official and seperate entity again.
As the fans cheer the return of TWOStars Hayman clears his throat.
PH: However Darkstar, my laywers have found an............unfortunate side effect to the contract. *Darkstar frowns as Heyman continues to talk* Due to the way TWOStars version 2 was absorbed into the ERE we also had to seperate the TWOStars championship from the belt currently held by Fill.
DS: So, we also have a champion built into contract?
PH: I am afraid so Mr Darkstar. I did try to get around it, but I had to follow the law.
DS: So who is the champion? KJ? Pabster? HBK?
PH: Acid Christ!
The fans pop HUGE as Darkstars mouth drops open in shock. Darkstar paces around the ring as he tries to think.
MC: My God Tazz! This is huge news. Acid Christ is a legend, a multi time champion!
Tazz: Oh come on Cole, Acid Christ is old news.
DS: Acid Christ? That washed up old man was past it 2 years ago. What use will he be now? Well my first act as owner of TWOStars is to announce a match. Tonight Acid will defend his belt against 'The Brutal' Brett Banner! And if Acid doesnt show up then he loses the belt via a no contest ruling!
PH: Good call! Acid Christ will never make it to the arena on time! I think everything is finished now Mr Darkstar. It was a pleasure doing buisness with you.
Cuts to adverts.
'Carve me an Edge' starts to play as the TWOStars- Xtreme TV opening sequence begins. After the sequence ends the view turns into the entrance ramp of the XTV set. A frantic fireworks display drownds out even the screaming fans in the arena.
Micheal Cole: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first epidode of TWOStars- Xtreme TV. Tonight we are LIVE from Madison Square Garden. I'm Micheal Cole with my broadcast partner Tazz.
Tazz: And partner ONLY in broadcast Cole! Understand?
MC: Wouldn't have it any other way Tazz.
Tazz: What an unbeliveable first night we have Cole, and this crowd is going to turn it from a fantastic night to a..................whats better than fantastic?
MC: I have no idea. But this is it. So Tazz do you know anything about the new owner of TWOStars?
Tazz: Only that he goes by the name of Darkstar and has competed at random intervals over the last 7 years.
'Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit starts to play, spuring the crowd on to an unbelivably loud roar.
MC: Looks like we're about to find out more Tazz.
A jet of flame shoots down the center of the walkway towards the ring. As it dies down a figure dressed in a black trenchcoat appears at the entrance to the walkway. The fans cheer as Darkstar walks towards the ring, taking time to look around the arena with a smile on his face.
Tazz: there he is Cole, and he looks like he means buisness tonight!
MC: Well according to my notes he has an important announcement to make regarding TWOStars.
Darkstar reaches the steel steps and slowly walks into the ring, ducking between the blue ropes.
Tony Chimmel: Ladies and gentlemen, meet the owner of TWOStars: DARKSTAR!!
The fans pop huge as Darkstar takes the microphone from Lillian as 'Break Stuff' fades out.
DS: Thanks Chimmel, now what I want to say is SHUT THE HELL UP! This is a television show not a god damned pantomime!
The fans quickly catch onto the attitude of Darkstar and start to boo the owner.
DS: Yeah yeah yeah. Listen, I'm here to make money from TWOStars and you lot sat here yelling means less people at the merchindise stalls buying my T shirts and posters for your fat, ugly kids.
MC: Thast a bit harsh Tazz!
Tazz: Harsh? these clowns are spoiling the show, Darkstar has the right to respond however he wants.
MC: By calling their kids fat and ugly?
The fans are responding to the taunts and are booing Darkstar without mercy.
DS: OK, keep booing and I wont have to share the news with you! Oh hell, come on out Paul.
'This is Extreme' start to play as the fans continue to boo.
MC: Is this.......yes it is, its the Chairman of the Extreme Revolution! Its Paul Heyman.
Heyman strides towards the ring with a briefcase in his hand. One fan hits Heyman in the head with a well aimed paper ball, much to Heymans annoyance. As the fans start to die down Heyman gets into the ring and is handed a microphone.
'This is Extreme' stops playing.
PH: Mr Darkstar, I belive we have some buisness to finish discussing.
DS: And now that these benefit scum in the cheap seats have shut up *this sets the fans booing again* we can get down to the important news.
Heyman and Darkstar stand in the ring looking irritated by the fans reaction.
PH: Do you have any control over these fools Darkstar? Becouse I'm not sure I like this reaction.
DS: They will shut up when they find out we have news for them! *the fans start to quieten down in expectation* Ha! Thought that would shut you up. As you have probably noticed TWOStars is once again an active federation! After it was absorbed by the Extreme Revolution you all thought it was gone for good, but not me! I wanted it back and I got it thanks to Mr Heyman here.
PH: As you may have seen Darkstar I have been having a few problems on MY show with a certain 'Deadman'!
The fans pop at the mention of the Extreme Revolution and former TWOStars legend.
PH: I cant belive they cheer him!
DS: Go on Paul.
Heyman walks around the ring as he addresses the fans and Darkstar.
PH: If Deadman gets control of the company back from me, which he wont I hasten to add, then I want him to have as little as possible. So I have nullified the contract that combined TWOStars and the ERE. As of last monday TWOStars became an official and seperate entity again.
As the fans cheer the return of TWOStars Hayman clears his throat.
PH: However Darkstar, my laywers have found an............unfortunate side effect to the contract. *Darkstar frowns as Heyman continues to talk* Due to the way TWOStars version 2 was absorbed into the ERE we also had to seperate the TWOStars championship from the belt currently held by Fill.
DS: So, we also have a champion built into contract?
PH: I am afraid so Mr Darkstar. I did try to get around it, but I had to follow the law.
DS: So who is the champion? KJ? Pabster? HBK?
PH: Acid Christ!
The fans pop HUGE as Darkstars mouth drops open in shock. Darkstar paces around the ring as he tries to think.
MC: My God Tazz! This is huge news. Acid Christ is a legend, a multi time champion!
Tazz: Oh come on Cole, Acid Christ is old news.
DS: Acid Christ? That washed up old man was past it 2 years ago. What use will he be now? Well my first act as owner of TWOStars is to announce a match. Tonight Acid will defend his belt against 'The Brutal' Brett Banner! And if Acid doesnt show up then he loses the belt via a no contest ruling!
PH: Good call! Acid Christ will never make it to the arena on time! I think everything is finished now Mr Darkstar. It was a pleasure doing buisness with you.
Cuts to adverts.